Category: DIY Insemination
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The Piercing Saga: A Cautionary Tale of Youthful Rebellion
At home insemination Reflecting on my teenage years, I can confidently say I was quite the unruly youth. In other words, I was a rude and disrespectful brat. When we talk about those rebellious years before turning eighteen, we often use the term “wild teenager” to excuse their behavior, understanding that their brains are still…
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Birthday Mischief: A Day of Delightful Annoyances
At home insemination It’s nearly my birthday, and I’m ready to indulge in some delightful mischief! Tomorrow marks the day I treat myself to a series of activities that, while perfectly natural to me, will surely drive my partner, Jake, up the wall. As a special gift from him, he won’t be allowed to complain…
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The Balanced Approach: A New Perspective on Parenting
At home insemination Growing up in Eugene, Oregon, it’s no surprise that I developed some natural, earthy inclinations. My mother would sprinkle wheat germ on my yoghurt, and my chocolate chip cookies were often made with carob and zucchini. I never aimed to be an overly health-conscious mom, yet one day I found myself reflecting…
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School Holiday Parties: A Festive Frustration
At home insemination With Christmas just around the corner, it’s that time of year again—school holiday party season! Just when you thought you’d have some quality time with your kids during the upcoming family travels, here comes the obligatory gathering at school. What a delightful surprise—I can hardly contain my excitement about spending a few…
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What If Toddlers Had Social Media?
Parenting Insights At home insemination Imagine a world where toddlers have their own social media profiles, sharing their day-to-day adventures and toddler thoughts. From their early days of sending text messages to now potentially navigating platforms like Facebook, the evolution of communication among the youngest members of society is fascinating. Originally published on November 26,…
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The Cycle of My Dieting Attempts
At home insemination As a mother of a nearly 5-year-old, I still find myself carrying around the remnants of my pregnancy weight. At times, I embrace my body—curves, pooches, and all. But then there are moments, like when I go bathing suit shopping, that I yearn for the slim figure I had at 16, blissfully…
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Dress Code Critiques Target Graduating Senior Girls for Their Appearance
At home insemination Another instance of a problematic dress code has emerged, revealing its sexist and body-shaming overtones. Once again, we must reflect on how we are fostering confidence in young women. The dress code for the end-of-year awards ceremony at Biglerville High School in Pennsylvania has sparked outrage: “Ensure that your attire keeps ‘the…
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Why We’ve Chosen to Raise Just One Child
At home insemination Over the years, it’s been quite noticeable to those around us that my partner and I have opted for just one child. A few intrepid souls, often complete strangers, have even asked if we plan on expanding our family. When I’m feeling particularly jovial, I might retort with something cheeky like, “Are…
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I Thought My Little Ones Were Challenging…Until They Became Young Men
At home insemination I have hazy memories of pregnancy, the chaos of newborns, and the overwhelming presence of babies who seemed to inhale all the oxygen in the room. I can just faintly recall what life was like BUA—Before Ultimate Athletic Gear. I remember moments in my living room devoid of flying sports balls or…
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Extra-Curricular Overhaul: A New Approach to Parenting
At home insemination Attention, parents: it’s time to take charge of our schedules! No more late-night drives or chaotic weekends spent running from one activity to another. How did I manage to reclaim my sanity without sacrificing my three kids? I initiated an extra-curricular overhaul! If your children’s busy schedules feel overwhelming, I invite you…