With Christmas just around the corner, it’s that time of year again—school holiday party season! Just when you thought you’d have some quality time with your kids during the upcoming family travels, here comes the obligatory gathering at school. What a delightful surprise—I can hardly contain my excitement about spending a few extra hours surrounded by my own children and a slew of other kids.
Yes, you guessed it. I’m being sarcastic. Holiday school parties are a chaotic hassle. As if the countdown to Christmas wasn’t stressful enough, we now have to navigate this.
The Sign-Up Sheet
It feels like you need to be a secret agent just to get to the sign-up sheet before all the easy choices are gone. It’s always the same parents who seem to have a special deal with the teacher, grabbing the “napkins” and “plasticware.” Meanwhile, you’re left scrambling to provide goody bags for a multitude of kids once again.
The Hours
As a working mom, I can assure you that noon on a weekday is not the ideal time for me to escape and chat with other parents.
The Performance
Now, this part is genuinely enjoyable. Watching a group of kids sing holiday songs is undeniably heartwarming, and it’s the main reason you’d never think of missing it.
The Over-Achievers
There’s always that one parent who signed up for simple munchkins but shows up with extravagant homemade gluten-free snacks that look like snowballs cascading down a mountain. Seriously, stop with the Pinterest perfection, you’re making the rest of us feel inadequate!
The Mom-to-Dad Ratio
The imbalance is striking—about six moms for every dad. It’s like a scene straight out of the 1950s, where traditional roles are all too evident.
The Timing
Regardless of whether your child is in daycare, preschool, or elementary school, they will expect to head home after the festivities. Instead, you watch as happy families depart one by one, leaving you to wonder: CAN I LEAVE MY KID HERE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY OR WHAT?
In summary, holiday school parties are less about joy and more about added stress. I prefer celebrating the holidays on my own terms at home.
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