“I can’t be a mom today,” sighed Emma, a.k.a. E.T.
“Bella’s howling, Max won’t use the loo,
Charlie’s got a fever of one-oh-two.
The house looks like a tornado blew through,
And my toddler just won’t stop clinging to my shoe!
I’m drowning in dishes by the kitchen sink,
It’s no surprise I’ve started to drink.
The dog’s barking, the kids are wide awake,
I’m holding back tears, for goodness’ sake.
I shop for groceries, whip up dinner,
And then start all over, like I’m some kind of spinner!
All I seem to do is wipe noses and tears,
Kiss the boo-boos, and calm all the fears.
My baby’s always latched, I think I might lose it,
Why didn’t I just go ahead and choose it?
The kids are so loud, and my partner’s a pain,
It’s no wonder my patience is wearing thin like a strain.
I used to have hobbies, a life full of delight,
Now I’m just a mom with kids who don’t sleep at night.
I’ve gained a few pounds that just won’t budge,
I’ve certainly paid my dues, oh I won’t fudge.
I’ve got a hundred pacifiers, yet none are in sight,
And let’s not even talk about hide-and-seek tonight.
Every penny goes to diapers and wipes,
I’ve earned my stripes—just ask my gripes.
I haven’t slept well in at least six years,
But I guess that makes me one of the peers.
And a shower? What’s that? Oh wait, what did you say?
The babysitter’s here? Oh how I’ll miss their play!”
This piece, originally penned on Dec. 13, 2014, reflects the chaotic yet loving reality of motherhood. For those looking to explore more about family planning and fertility options, check out this excellent resource for home insemination. And if you’re considering fertility treatments, you might want to read about why we should limit multiples in fertility treatments.
In summary, motherhood can be overwhelming, filled with both challenges and joys. The everyday struggles often overshadow the beautiful moments, but it’s important to acknowledge and laugh at the chaos.