As a passionate advocate for breastfeeding, I’ve participated in nurse-ins, tandem-nursed my children, and supported friends in their breastfeeding journeys. My middle child nursed until the age of four, and all my kids have various protein intolerances that require me to adhere to a strict diet—one that feels akin to the lifestyle of medieval hermits. I’ve even nursed my godson and his sister, and once helped a friend by nursing her baby when she was short on milk. I’ve donated milk, penned an essay about milk-sharing, and earned the title of “Milk Fairy.” My experiences have also led me to present at breastfeeding conferences.
Through all this, I’ve connected with many individuals who share my passion. I belong to several online communities dedicated to breastfeeding and have witnessed the ups and downs of the discussions around it. People ask some rather peculiar questions.
Can I make yogurt from my breastmilk?
Making yogurt is fairly simple, and yes, you can use breastmilk for it. However, whether it’s wise is a matter best left to you, your baby, and your own values.
Can I create soap using my breastmilk?
While soap-making is also easy, do you really want to wash yourself with breastmilk that’s been in the fridge a bit too long but still isn’t spoiled? My rational side says it’s fine, but my emotional side strongly disagrees.
Where can I find bras that fit larger breasts?
Once your cup size moves beyond the standard range, options like Victoria’s Secret become off-limits. You’ll find yourself searching the internet for specialty brands such as Milk & Honey, Cake, or Bravado, hoping for something cute that actually fits.
Should I stop breastfeeding?
Absolutely not.
But what if I’m facing challenges like low milk supply or other health issues? No, you should still continue if you can.
Is it normal for breastmilk to be green?
Yes, and blue milk is also a thing. Life is full of discoveries we never anticipated.
What does your toddler think milk tastes like?
He insists it just tastes like “mama milk,” and his unimpressed look says it all.
Do women really spray milk during orgasm?
No, but if a woman chooses not to answer, it likely means yes.
What does your little one call your breasts?
Simply put, he calls them “boobs” or “milks,” as they’re intended for feeding.
Can I drink my own breastmilk?
If you’re lactating, then yes, you certainly can. But ask yourself if you really want to.
What if I run out of coffee creamer?
Breastmilk can serve as a substitute, and the best part is you don’t have to worry about calories.
Have you ever tried your own breastmilk?
If you’re producing milk, chances are you’ve tasted it. No point in denying it, right?
Will breastmilk help my child’s earaches?
Yes, but it’s best to use an eyedropper for application; aiming can be tricky otherwise.
What about eye infections?
Breastmilk is effective for that too.
Why didn’t Bob Costas use breastmilk for his pink eye during the Olympics?
Mainstream medicine often overlooks natural remedies. If only he knew more holistic practitioners!
If we host a nurse-in on Mardi Gras, are beads allowed?
Opinions vary, but my heart says yes.
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