Here are 14 topics that are universally uninteresting.
- The number of carbs you’ve consumed today.
- Last night’s dream.
- Any dream in general. (Unless it features the people you’re conversing with, then it becomes compelling.)
- Which diets have failed you.
- Your obsession with a certain individual.
- The organic food blog you aspire to create, filled with recipes inspired by your personal experiences—like your dreams, your obsession, and How-You-Ate-Too-Many-Carbs-Today Kale Salad with Ginger-Arame Dressing.
- How “hilarious” your child is when they say the same predictable phrases every other child has uttered throughout history: “You’re the best mama in the world” and “I love you more than the sun.”
- The trio of shirts you ordered from Everlane, where one doesn’t fit properly, leading you to contemplate returning it, all while fretting over possible sizes and colors.
- Breast pumping is not a riveting subject.
- Nor is the topic of nipple confusion or your indecision about hiring a lactation consultant.
- Your baby’s fontanelle. (However, cradle cap? Now that’s a conversation starter!)
- Anything pertaining to your “spiritual journey,” your “practice,” the significance of “Loving-kindness” in your life, or, heaven forbid, any mention of your “mentor.”
- That unforgettable weekend at a wellness retreat.
- Phrases that will land you on the Annoying Party list: “Listicle,” “It is what it is,” “At the end of the day…” “I’m the kind of person who…” and “Amazeballs.”
Now, on the flip side, we sometimes wrongly perceive ourselves as dull. Even worse, we may think we lack humor. From our lost warranties to our Morton’s Neuroma, we often share the mundane, talking ourselves out of future invitations—which is fine if you’re averse to social gatherings but not ideal if you’re feeling isolated or new to an area. Here’s a handy guide for social interactions. You don’t need to be a stand-up comedian or exceptionally funny. If any of these topics don’t land well, simply shift the blame to the company you’re with.
- How you spent a weekend in jail.
- Outrageous baby names like: Endless Spiral, P’Orcelin, Tragedy, and Levity.
- Teach your companion the game “The Annoying Party” (Trademark Pending!). The premise: invite the most annoying individuals you can think of (personal acquaintance not necessary).
- Secret homemade remedies for various ailments.
- Discuss ailments.
- The thought-provoking article about self you stumbled upon on Brainpickings.
- Holistic podiatry.
- Inadvertently inappropriate remarks your child has made, such as, “I want the dog to come on me!”
- The funniest typos found in OkCupid profiles: “Friday nights I usually stay home and coke in the kitchen.”
- Life hacks (for instance, apple cider vinegar and baking soda clean better than any commercial product).
- Any best-kept secrets you have (like signaling off-duty cabs at 4:30 when you need a ride for a short distance).
- Anything related to the show Transparent.
- The line of kids’ clothing for adults that should exist.
- How to dye your clothes and refresh your wardrobe in less than an hour.
GOOD LUCK! Let me know how it goes. You can also check out this post on how to achieve pregnancy after surgery for more insights on this journey. For those considering home insemination, this guide on artificial insemination kits could be helpful as well. And don’t forget, this resource on IVF is excellent for further information regarding conception.
Summary:
This article humorously outlines the topics that often fail to engage listeners, particularly in social settings. It suggests that many people mistakenly believe they’re uninteresting or unfunny, often resorting to mundane conversation that leads to social isolation. In contrast, it provides a list of more engaging subjects that can stimulate interesting discussions and enhance social interactions.