- If most of your questions receive the reply, “not yet,” it’s a sign you’re likely married.
- If your answer to many inquiries is, “It was on sale,” you might be living the married life.
- If you find yourself exclaiming, “Don’t swing that at the children!” you’re probably in a marriage.
- If the phrase ‘clean the toilet’ leads to a detailed, step-by-step guide, marriage is likely your status.
- If you’ve ever asked your partner when they plan to return to work, you’re probably married.
- If you’ve had to clarify what ‘appropriate shoes’ means, marriage might be your reality.
- If your phone buzzes with fifteen messages from the grocery store, you’re likely married.
- If you’ve ever had to explain the difference between a light and dark piece of clothing, you might be married.
- If you open the dishwasher to find only seven clean dishes (and just two forks), you’re probably married.
- If there are three Oreos left in the package and the kids haven’t had any yet, it’s a strong sign you’re married.
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In summary, if you find yourself nodding along to these scenarios, it’s likely you’re happily married. The nuances of marriage often come with unique challenges and humorous moments that define this partnership.