You Know You’re in Your 40s When…

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When I was a teenager, my mom was in her early 40s, and all my friends’ parents fell into that same age bracket. My teachers, too, seemed to be firmly in their 40s. Back then, middle age felt like a distant, unappealing reality. Now, having entered my own 40s, I realize this decade is not merely a passage of time but a rich phase of self-discovery, complete with its own set of quirky milestones.

  1. You find yourself calling your parents regularly to express your regrets for those tumultuous teenage years because now, you’re navigating the challenges of raising your own teens.
  2. Spotting a young mother with a toddler and a bulging belly, you can’t help but think: “Better her than me,” “How did I manage that?” and “Most of her worries are trivial.”
  3. At your last doctor’s visit, discussions revolved around calcium intake and the onset of perimenopause.
  4. You finally accept that a skincare routine is long overdue.
  5. Your college memories feel both recent and like they belong to another lifetime.
  6. Fantasies about designing a perfect nursery have morphed into plans for major home renovations once your last child leaves the nest.
  7. Girls’ nights out take precedence over date night with your husband.
  8. You’ve come to understand that the price tag of your handbag says nothing about your worth.
  9. The guilt of being a mom is gradually fading; cereal for dinner? Why not!
  10. You’d give anything for one more lunch date with your grandmother.
  11. You may forget what you had for dinner last night, but you can belt out every lyric from Madonna’s “Borderline” without missing a beat.
  12. You dominate games of Wheel of Fortune and remember when contestants could select their own prizes.
  13. The stars of your favorite ’70s TV shows now grace the screen in Lifetime and Hallmark films, reminding you of their enduring charm.
  14. When your teens ask about your own teenage years, you confidently declare, “I was perfect and never caused trouble,” while secretly reflecting on the chaos you once embraced.
  15. You genuinely believe that 1997 was just a blink ago.
  16. You’re amazed that at 17, your mom let you binge-watch a film about a glamorous escort marrying a millionaire, considering Julia Roberts was only 22 at the time.
  17. Your husband finds the women in Viagra and Cialis ads irresistible—and you agree.
  18. You suspect there’s such a thing as a “second puberty,” pondering why your body is changing now instead of back in the ‘80s.
  19. Your new badge of honor is having three fully paid-off cars.
  20. You frequently wake up in a panic from dreams of an unexpected pregnancy, gasping “No!” for a fleeting moment wondering, what if?
  21. You’re frustrated that you can’t slam the phone down on your teens, but relieved that they can’t do that to you either.
  22. You wish you could tell your teens that high school isn’t the pinnacle of life, and that all the drama will soon fade into distant memory.
  23. Going to bed at 8:15 p.m. and waking at 4:30 a.m. feels completely normal, especially because two solitary hours in a quiet house is almost euphoric.
  24. Your date nights typically begin with a movie, where you both bemoan the high prices of tickets and popcorn, and inevitably end at the grocery store for necessities.
  25. You’ve reached a point where saying “No” comes easily, and you’ve learned to embrace it as a complete thought.
  26. Whenever you flip channels and see “Pretty in Pink” or “Some Kind of Wonderful,” you instantly stop to watch until the iconic moments unfold—Keith and Watts’ kiss, or Duckie’s unforgettable lip-sync.

The thought of hitting 50 once filled me with trepidation. Now? Not so much. After all, 50 is the new 30, right? If this decade brings a renaissance of sorts, I can only imagine the joys the next one will hold. Bring it on, along with those fabulous senior discounts!

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Summary:

Entering your 40s brings about a unique blend of reflections, realizations, and a newfound appreciation for life’s quirks. It’s a decade filled with surprises, nostalgia, and a shift in how we perceive age and responsibilities. Embracing this stage can lead to personal growth and exciting new adventures.