Hey there, fellow Harry Potter enthusiasts! If you love a cheeky curse word as much as you adore the Wizarding World, I’ve got some exciting news for you. There’s a shop on Etsy called Sugar and Geek that’s selling a collection of delightfully irreverent Harry Potter candles. These aren’t your typical candles; they come with a touch of profanity that would definitely make Aunt Petunia raise an eyebrow.
Each candle in the collection is inspired by one of the four Hogwarts Houses, with scents that evoke the atmosphere of each common room. And let’s be honest—these candles come with some sassy phrases that might have Professor McGonagall casting a cleaning spell on your mouth!
What’s Available Right Now
Now, let’s talk about what’s available right now, as these candles are flying off the shelves. The “I Don’t Give a Gryffin-Damn” candle is a vibrant red, reminiscent of Gryffindor’s colors, and features a blend of apple, mint, Canadian fir, eucalyptus, clove, and a hint of crackling wood fireplace. It’s a perfect cozy scent!
Next up is the “I Don’t Give a Raven-Crap” candle, which sports a beautiful cobalt blue hue. Its fragrance combines notes of apple, mahogany, cedarwood, and vanilla, capturing the essence of the book-filled Ravenclaw common room.
Unfortunately, if you’re a fan of Slytherin or Hufflepuff, you might have to wait a bit longer for your house candles. The “I Don’t Give a Slyther-Shit” candle is a lovely green with a fresh, citrusy scent featuring lavender, jasmine, moss, wood, and lily of the valley. Meanwhile, the first to sell out was the “I Don’t Give a Huffle-Fuck” candle, which is bright yellow and smells like delicious vanilla and buttery sugar cookies—because, of course, it would!
Other Delightful Options
If your house candle is out of stock, don’t worry! Sugar and Geek also has other delightful Harry Potter-themed options. You can grab a butterbeer candle that smells like butterscotch, cookies, and cream, or check out their trio set of Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans candles. One of them is jelly bean scented, while the other two are a surprise, just like in the books!
So, whether you’re hosting a dinner party worthy of the Great Hall or just want to indulge in some magical scents, these candles are sure to elevate your experience. For more fun content like this, check out this post. And for expert insights into the topic, visit Intracervical Insemination or explore Science Daily for the latest in pregnancy and home insemination.
In summary, if you’re a Harry Potter fan with a love for a good laugh and a bit of bad language, these candles from Sugar and Geek are a must-have.