Wife Discovers Husband’s Dating Profile and Makes Some Changes

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In a surprising turn of events, a woman uncovered her husband’s Tinder profile, leading her to take matters into her own hands. If you’re a married man who dabbles in online dating, it might be wise to keep your phone out of sight. This lesson was learned the hard way by a man named Greg, whose wife stumbled upon his Tinder app.

Should you happen to come across “Greg, 32” on Tinder and find a profile that seems oddly self-deprecating, you’re not alone in your confusion. Describing himself as “a piece of trash who doesn’t care about anyone but himself,” it might raise some eyebrows until you realize that Greg didn’t compose this bio—his wife did.

Yes, you read that right! This man, while married, was actively using Tinder. While he certainly isn’t the only married guy seeking connections through dating apps, his story has gained a significant amount of attention.

The profile reads, “Hey, my name is Greg. I’m married with two kids. I have a small penis that is STI-infested. My wife found my profile, if you couldn’t tell, and I don’t yet know that she’s currently on the phone with one of my girls, and I’m about to be left. I’ve been cheating for so long that don’t be upset if I forget your name because I send the same boring messages to everyone. Feel free to hit me up with hate mail.”

His wife didn’t hold back in her brutally honest rewrite of his profile, which she shared on Reddit, leading to a viral response. As of the latest count, her post has racked up over 6,660 up-votes, perfectly reflecting the chaos Greg now finds himself in. Not only is he facing an angry spouse and a looming divorce, but also the judgment of the entire internet.

Commenters on Reddit were quick to criticize everything from his profile picture (“This is what happens when you take a selfie from that angle”) to questioning his age (“He looks 40”). The consensus? He is unlikely to receive any sympathy from his understandably upset wife. One Reddit user even remarked, “As a woman scorned myself, I can confirm that a furious wife can completely shatter your world.”

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Summary

A woman found her husband’s Tinder profile and made a scathing rewrite that went viral on Reddit. Her husband’s self-loathing bio revealed his infidelities, leading to widespread commentary and support for her actions. This story highlights the consequences of betrayal, while also providing insight into fertility options for others.