If you’ve ever found yourself in a group text with a dozen strangers, where your phone is exploding with notifications and half the participants are just random numbers, you know the struggle. It’s a relatable nightmare that makes you want to toss your phone away and disappear into the wilderness. If that sounds familiar, then you need to see this video.
In her uproarious clip, the woman behind the popular social media page “Just Not Doing It,” Olivia Carter, uses a comically distorted filter to deliver her rant. Known for addressing common annoyances, like that one friend who can’t stop talking about their latest diet fad, Olivia has found a new target: group texts. And honestly, can I get an amen? Group texts should simply cease to exist.
“I appreciate you wanting to chat with me,” Olivia starts, “but if I see another dadgum group text, I might just lose it!” Can I get a shout-out for that sentiment?
She continues, “I get about 40 alerts on my phone, and it’s just a bunch of thumbs-up emojis!” Seriously, is it that hard to resist the urge to conform to the emoji crowd? No one is going to judge you for skipping the thumbs-up just this once. Just chill!
And then there are those moments when two or three people decide to have private conversations right in the group chat. “Oh, those personal chats? My favorite! Just love it,” Olivia quips sarcastically. Spoiler alert: it’s nobody’s favorite! We certainly don’t need to hear about your pet’s latest health issue in a chat meant for 30 people. Take that convo offline, please!
Olivia gets it. She knows the truth about group texts. “You think I’m not responding because I’m busy? I’m not busy. I’m just over it.” Like everyone else, she has a list of far more enjoyable activities than dealing with endless notifications. “I’d rather swim in a pool of slime than be stuck in another dadgum group text,” she jokes. Fair enough—group texts are annoying, but we might need to draw the line at slime!
Olivia’s comedic flair shines when she talks about the daily annoyances we all face. The people who think group texts are an effective way to communicate are definitely at the top of that list. Her humor is relatable and spot-on, and it might just inspire you to use “dadgum” in your own rants—it’s a much less risky word for kids to repeat than some of the expletives that often come to mind during a group text debacle.
The next time I get caught up in one of those group chats, I’m sending out this video to everyone involved and then instantly powering down my phone.
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In summary, Olivia Carter’s hilarious rant perfectly captures the frustrations of group texts. Her comedic take on the subject resonates with anyone who’s ever felt overwhelmed by unnecessary notifications and splinter conversations. With her unique humor, she reminds us that we’re not alone in our disdain for group chats.