Every woman’s journey through her menstrual cycle is unique—each reproductive system is distinct, and even each month can bring different experiences. However, there are some common thoughts that many women share throughout this monthly ordeal.
Day 0
Oh no, if my partner even glances at my mint chocolate truffles, I might just lose it! Did I remember to buy ice cream? I have this sudden craving for it, along with potato chips. No, make that salt and vinegar chips, or maybe barbecue ones. Actually, just give me all the food! I deserve it after working hard. And look at that adorable puppy on TV! Why is Sarah McLachlan’s song playing? No, no, no! Stop that music… I feel tears coming. I definitely need a dog. Also, a tissue and some antacids because I feel so bloated. It might be best to crawl into bed, but if my partner tries to touch me, I might just lose it.
Day 1
Well, hello again, old friend. Nice of you to make a mess of my favorite underwear first thing this morning. Couldn’t you have held off until laundry day? Now I’m stuck thinking about stains instead of feeling cute in my new lingerie. Thanks for ruining my day, you pesky red visitor. At least now I understand my late-night cravings and my murderous thoughts toward my partner. Just gotta get some cheeseburgers.
Day 2
Oh, the cramps are back. I’ve dealt with these for two decades, and they just keep getting worse. I need some pain relief—maybe an aspirin or thirty. A heating pad would be nice too. Why does one part of my body bring me so much discomfort? I just want to curl up with a Lifetime movie, some soup, and my mom.
Day 3
Whoever said that exercise helps alleviate cramps can take a hike. Every jump or lunge just intensified the discomfort. I didn’t feel any endorphin rush; all I felt was the unmistakable sensation of blood leaving my body. I know it’s normal, but honestly, it’s just gross. I feel gross. Everything is gross.
Day 4
Things are looking up. It seems like this might be winding down. I can finally ditch those post-delivery pads—thank goodness! I’m even considering jeans instead of sweatpants and managed to wash my hair today. I can handle this. It’s not so bad. But I won’t let my partner know; he still thinks I’m a walking disaster. He might suggest I see a doctor if I mention it’s a longer-than-usual cycle. Although, that would get me some time away from the kids…
Day 5
Yes! Just a panty liner left. Aunt Flo is almost out the door! After one more day, I’ll be free. Time to break out the sexy underwear again because I’m ready to reclaim my confidence. I do wish I could get back the hair I accidentally removed with my pad yesterday. Who knew I’d be doing DIY waxing? But I’m nearing the end and won’t have to think about this for a whole month.
Day 6
There’s nothing quite like waking up to a clean and blood-free lady area. I’m ready for thongs and white pants—take that, uterus!
Day 7
Wait, what? I thought I was done! Guess I’ll be tossing this pair of underwear in the trash.
For women navigating their menstrual cycles, these ups and downs can be quite the journey. If you’re looking for more information on fertility, consider checking out our article on boosting fertility supplements here. For those considering their reproductive options, Mia’s story about freezing her eggs at 27 is a great resource here. And for comprehensive help on pregnancy and home insemination, this resource is excellent.
In summary, women experience a rollercoaster of emotions and physical sensations during their menstrual cycles. From cravings to cramps, each day brings a new challenge, but ultimately, it’s all part of the journey.