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By: Jamie Thompson
Recently, I found myself watching “The Little Mermaid” for what feels like the hundredth time. It struck me that even after all these years, the film remains as clever and engaging as it was back in the 1980s. One of my favorite scenes features Ariel singing, “I’ve got gadgets and gizmos aplenty, I’ve got whosits and whatsits galore. Thingamabobs? I’ve got twenty! But who cares? No big deal, I want more…” This resonates with me, as it encapsulates a sentiment I’ve been pondering: material possessions don’t bring true happiness. In Ariel’s case, she craves a pair of legs. With Mother’s Day fast approaching, I’ve realized I don’t need more gadgets, either. What I really long for is a metaphorical 5-star Yelp review on my “Mommy Page.”
Let me explain. Recently, I took a road trip with one of my adult daughters, and during our six-hour drive, she began reminiscing about a conflict resolution theory I had shared with her when she was just nine years old. To my astonishment, she recalled the exact situation with my sister-in-law that inspired my advice. “I use it all the time, Mom!” she exclaimed. It was uplifting to realize that, despite the many mistakes I’ve made as a mother, some lessons had genuinely stuck with her.
Throughout the trip, she also mentioned the “criss-cross” cookies we used to bake together and the songs we sang while doing so. While those memories warmed my heart, it was hearing her reflect on the wisdom I had imparted that truly touched me. It made me think about what I really want for Mother’s Day this year.
As retailers prepare for the holiday, children everywhere are ready to swipe their credit cards for gifts that moms often don’t need. Year after year, my kids ask for gift ideas, and I typically request more pajamas, slippers, or candles—the usual items for someone who hardly gets a moment to relax. But this year, I want something different.
What I truly desire is a heartfelt memory from my children. I want them to bring me a cherished recollection from their childhood—whether it’s about that extravagant birthday party I threw, the mercy I granted them in tough situations, or the holiday traditions we created together.
While I often recall the hours spent driving them to various activities, I realize it’s not my job to remember every sacrifice; it’s theirs. I often reflect on the wonderful things my mother did for me, especially in her later years, but I wonder if I appreciated her enough in time.
I can’t speak for all mothers, but I believe I share a common desire: we have plenty of gadgets and gizmos, but we want more. I propose we transform Mother’s Day into the spring version of Thanksgiving. I’d much rather hear what my kids are thankful for from our time together than receive more pajamas or candles. A simple “Thank you for all you do!” would be more meaningful to me.
So, kids, this Mother’s Day, save your money! Share a precious memory or a lesson I taught you—those are the gifts I truly value. But if you insist on a present, I won’t say no to that bubble bath!
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