What Family Dogs Are Grateful for This Thanksgiving

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Thanksgiving is upon us—a time when the days grow shorter, the air turns crisp, and families come together around tables laden with turkey, stuffing, and a plethora of sides. We often find ourselves indulging to excess, followed by the traditional ritual of expressing gratitude. Here’s a glimpse into what some family dogs across the nation are thankful for this year.

Bella, 4

I’m thankful Aunt Debbie and Uncle Sam made it home from their trip without any airport mishaps—great to see you! And thankfully, nobody discovered the chicken bones I cleverly stashed between the couch cushions, the rug, and under my bed.

Max, 8

I’m grateful for my loving family gathered here this evening. Even if you all have, at some point this year, treated me like a toddler or petted me without my consent.

Lola, 2

I appreciate that tonight, I didn’t have to eat off the floor. Tomorrow, I’ll likely be back to being treated like second-class canine royalty. Oh well—Cousin Benny is snoozing with his fitness coach.

Oliver, 10

I’m thankful that no one has decided to put a lid on the cat’s litter box yet—freedom reigns!

Chloe, 5

I’m relieved I avoided that ridiculous knitted sweater with the snowflakes this year.

Duke, 3

I’m grateful that you’re all a bit tipsy and forgot about the four pecan pies waiting for dessert.

Pumpkin, 6

I’m thankful that everyone believes it’s the garbage disposal that smells like something died.

Rocky, 4

I’m grateful for my humans and my buddy Charlie. And that pesky little Poodle from next door finally moved away. (Did he move or just disappear?)

In the spirit of Thanksgiving and feasting, our staff has been reflecting on the theme of overindulgence. For insights into the fine line between celebration and gluttony, check out one of our other blog posts on the subject here.

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Summary: This Thanksgiving, family dogs express their gratitude for beloved humans, the absence of embarrassing sweaters, and the little victories that enhance their lives. Amidst the holiday cheer, there’s also a nod to the importance of family and the quirks that come with it.