Dear Moms, if Santa were a real figure, what would you wish for? You might consider asking for a dreamy vacation or a lifetime supply of your favorite treats, but why limit yourself? Instead, think big and request the impossible—like reclaiming your pre-baby body!
The talented creator behind viral sensations such as “The Dad Cold vs. The Mom Cold” and “Married Intimacy,” Olivia Hart, has some humorous insights for all the moms out there. Here are a few things we could really use from Santa:
- I’d love to have my pre-baby anatomy back, if that’s not too much to ask.
- It would be great if my nipples could align properly—maybe they could finally face the same direction? Breastfeeding was quite a challenge!
- I wish for a chance to sip a cup of coffee while it’s still hot, the very first time, without having to reheat it multiple times due to constant interruptions.
“While I was in the shower examining my body, it struck me how much I’d like things to return to how they used to be,” Olivia shares. “I was also looking over my children’s wish lists for the holidays and thought, why not create a list for myself to send to Santa?”
What about our desires and needs?
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In summary, this delightful video humorously highlights the often-overlooked wishes of mothers everywhere, reminding us to embrace our needs alongside those of our children.