Let’s be real: if enough of us unite and declare that we simply refuse to wear pants outside, we could make it happen. Seriously, it’s time we put an end to this madness once and for all.
You’re speaking to the right crowd here. Moms are definitely not the ones who need convincing about the absurdity of pants. We’ve all got our own strong feelings about going without them—and we can probably add a few more reasons to the list.
Meet Jake Thompson
Meet Jake Thompson, the guy living every mom’s fantasy: he gets to indulge in wine while venting about life. Every week, his job at Buzzfeed involves getting tipsy at his desk and ranting on camera. Honestly, what must he have done in a previous life to land such a dream gig?
Previously, Thompson has ranted about everything from children to weddings, and even Halloween. This week, he hilariously zeroes in on the topic of pants:
“Buying pants is a cruel, twisted joke. I didn’t spend years in college just to waste my precious time and money squeezing my legs into a fabric prison. Trying on pants is basically a psychological torture session. You have to take off your shoes, you’re starving, you’re lost… your face is stained with the tears you didn’t even realize you were shedding. All this just to fit into a piece of fabric that reminds you how much you’ve changed since the last time you tried on pants.”
Wow! He couldn’t have said it better. This comedic take on something we all have to wear can often lead to unbearable stress. You might just find yourself laughing through the frustration.
Thompson perfectly articulates the pain of pants. Can you imagine the epic rant he would deliver about the torture of wearing a bra? Or a belly band? Or a bikini? Buzzfeed might just need to find a female counterpart to tackle these issues.
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In summary, Jake Thompson hilariously articulates the universal struggle of pants, making us all feel a little less alone in our clothing woes. With his comedic touch, he reminds us that sometimes laughter is the best way to cope with life’s little frustrations.