When it comes to the school pickup line, I pull up 45 minutes early. Why, you ask? Because it’s my moment of peace before the chaos begins. During this time, I can dive into a good book, catch up on emails, or even take a quick nap—yes, sometimes all three!
By the time I arrive, there are usually at least six cars ahead of me. It’s comforting to know I’m not the only one who might be a tad overly cautious—or that there are folks even more dedicated than I am. School lets out at 3 p.m., and by 2:45, the parking lot resembles a scene from Black Friday at Walmart—except instead of hunting for bargains on electronics, parents are scrambling for a spot to grab their kids and rush home to tackle homework and prepare dinner before soccer practice.
If you’re late to snag a prime spot, the alternative is to park in the overcrowded lot. But first, you must circle around repeatedly, much like a seagull scouring a fast-food parking lot for leftover fries. Once you finally claim a space, you get to navigate through the bustling car line, dodging vehicles like it’s a game of Crossy Road. Once you make it across, it turns into a real-life version of Where’s Waldo as you frantically search for your child amidst a sea of unfamiliar faces and bright backpacks.
Alternatively, you could join the end of the car line—though I wouldn’t know where that is since I’ve never seen it. Rumor has it there’s an irate crossing guard there who makes you stop for squirrels. The end of the line is where hopes fade; you risk your child finding a new family before you even reach the front.
So yes, while I may seem a bit eccentric for sitting alone in a nearly empty parking lot 45 minutes early, I’m avoiding all that madness. Choose wisely, my friends.
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In summary, while the school pickup line can be a wild ride, a little early preparation can save you from the chaos. Embrace the calm before the storm and make your life a little easier.