In the midst of winter, many of us are still clinging to our extra layers, which makes a little humor about fitness quite refreshing. Thankfully, the internet has blessed us with a side-splitting video from a woman who candidly expresses the struggles of getting into shape. Meet Lisa, the Unfiltered Fitness Reviewer, who will quickly become your new favorite online personality. Her Facebook page is just as it sounds—she shares her unvarnished opinions on various products, peppered with colorful language.
In her latest video, Lisa dives into an exercise DVD she decided to try after a long workday. She was drawn in by the cover featuring “Sarah,” who she joked looked a bit like her, mostly because they both have hands. But spoiler alert: the workout did not go as she had hoped.
The DVD is titled “3-Minute Core Crusher,” and Lisa quips, “Three minutes on my core? Please, at this point in my life, I need at least three hundred!” With two kids in tow, she feels every second of that workout.
As she embarks on the routine, Lisa thinks, “This might be my sport,” humorously noting that she can’t jog because it risks an unfortunate combination of “leakage and flatulence.” She attributes this to simply being in her 40s, to which I can relate at 36, wondering if I can get a refund on life for all this. Lisa’s practical solution? Double up on her incontinence pads and pull the curtains to avoid alarming neighbors.
Once her adult diaper is secured, she’s ready to tackle the workout, hoping to keep pace with Sarah. In fact, she confidently declares she’ll be a “size 12 by the weekend,” but then the reality hits her like a ton of bricks.
“Do you know what she just said?” Lisa exclaims. “Congratulations, everyone! That’s just the warm-up! Let’s get into the real exercises!”
Oh no, she didn’t.
Lisa was not having any of Sarah’s nonsense. “That was the warm-up? I needed a freaking ambulance!” she retorts, realizing she was marching at a breakneck speed with her muscles burning, only to discover this was merely the beginning. Her verdict? “Forget that! I’d rather take ten years off my life.”
Much like how we expect to shed pounds after munching on a single piece of fruit, we often assume one workout will magically transform our fitness levels. But alas, that’s not how it works. Yet we trudge through these routines, often led by overly cheerful instructors who insist that the experience is fun and manageable—only for it to feel like pure torment.
As for Sarah, the peppy instructor who dashed Lisa’s dreams, she found the whole experience to be quite entertaining. And it seems that many others do too!
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In summary, Lisa’s comical take on fitness reflects the universal struggles many face when trying to get in shape. Her candidness and humor resonate with anyone who has ever embarked on a fitness journey, reminding us to embrace the chaos and laughter along the way.