These Timeless Quotes from ‘Friends’ Will Have You Saying, “How You Doin’?”

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Even casual fans of ‘Friends’ are familiar with some of its most memorable quotes. Who hasn’t shouted, “We were on a break!” during a conversation with a friend? Over ten seasons of hilarious moments, the Central Perk crew has delivered lines that still leave us in stitches. ‘Friends’ is a beloved television series that inspired many to dream about moving to New York City. After all, who wouldn’t want to be part of a tight-knit group of charming friends who are always there to lift each other up? Not only does ‘Friends’ set the standard for friendship goals, but it also blessed us with countless quotes worthy of being turned into wallpapers or sticky notes.

This iconic show has paved the way for many ensemble comedies like ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ and ‘Parks and Recreation,’ but there will always be just one ‘Friends’ — and just one of each of its unforgettable characters: Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe.

We’ve compiled a selection of the finest quotes from this cherished series, organized by character for your enjoyment.

Monica Geller

  • Rachel: “I’m not the type to pursue a guy right after he’s divorced.”
  • Monica: “No, you go after them five minutes before they tie the knot.”
  • “Marriage. Not for everyone.”
  • “And I have to share a space with a boy!”
  • “I needed a plan to get over my breakup. And what’s the opposite of a man? Jam.”
  • “I have two sure-fire methods to silence a man. One involves intercourse.”
  • Joey: “I’ve never taken longer than a week to get over a relationship.”
  • Monica: “It’s usually just a shower for you.”

Ross Geller

  • “Why is Rachel’s cat inside out?!”
  • “We were on a break!”
  • Rachel: “You really sang to our baby a song about a man who likes big behinds?”
  • “I just can’t catch a break!”
  • “Did you really read all these baby books?”
  • “Yup! I could find my way out of any woman’s uterus!”

Phoebe Buffay

  • “They don’t know that we know they know we know.”
  • “If the revolution comes, I’ll have to destroy you all; except you, Joey.”
  • “Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?”
  • “I don’t even have a plan.”
  • “See? He’s her lobster.”

Rachel Green

  • “I broke up with you out of anger, not because my feelings faded.”
  • “I can’t walk down the aisle in this dress! It looks like something you drink when you’re nauseous!”
  • “I got off the plane.”
  • “Really! You don’t say! Because mine was licked on by kittens!”

Joey Tribbiani

  • “It’s a moo point. Like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter.”
  • “How you doin’?”
  • “Joey doesn’t share food!”
  • “Man, I’m starving. Why did I just order soup or salad? Always get both!”

Chandler Bing

  • “I’m not great with advice. Care for a sarcastic quip?”
  • “Could I be wearing any more clothes?”
  • “Oh man. In my next life, I’m coming back as a toilet brush!”

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In summary, ‘Friends’ is a timeless classic that continues to resonate with fans through its humor and heartwarming moments. The quotes from this show serve as a reminder of the bonds we share with friends and the laughter that comes with those relationships.