In a world where fashion trends can be bewildering—think lace shorts for men and jeans with plastic knees—it’s no wonder that we’re constantly surprised by new phenomena. From feathered eyebrows to swimsuits made of body hair, it seems there are no limits to what people will embrace. Yet, just when we think we’ve seen it all, something even more peculiar comes along: professional cuddling. Yes, you read that right.
This practice raises a multitude of questions. What exactly is it? How does one become a professional cuddler? Is there a certification for hand-holding or a course dedicated to gentle caresses? According to insights from Business Insider, professional cuddling can be viewed as an upgrade from the “free hugs” we encounter in viral videos, but it’s a far cry from any hug we’ve experienced. Those who provide this service—known as cuddlists—are paid by the hour to engage in activities like hand-holding, spooning, and light touches in a PG-esque manner. One cuddlist interviewed by Quartz described the dynamic as a relationship that’s more than a client but not quite a friendship.
However, we can’t help but wonder: why would anyone, especially parents, opt for more physical contact when they already feel overwhelmed? We understand the appeal—touch is essential for mental well-being, and many individuals may find solace in professional cuddling. Kudos to those who prioritize their self-care in this way.
But for many parents, particularly those who are already feeling “touched out,” the concept of cuddling with a stranger is a nightmare scenario. Between a nursing baby, a clingy toddler, and a preschooler eager to share the latest silly joke, personal space is nearly nonexistent. By the end of the day, many parents are practically begging for a moment of solitude. The idea of inviting a stranger to cuddle is hard to fathom—after all, we’ve had our fill of affectionate chaos at home.
Furthermore, a professional cuddling session can cost around $100. For that price, many of us would prefer a soothing hot stone massage with lavender oil instead. Is it hypocritical to say this? Perhaps, but there’s clearly a line, and cuddling with a stranger seems to cross it for many.
We can appreciate positive touches, especially when they come from loved ones. A relaxing scalp massage while getting a haircut? Absolutely. Snuggling with a partner in bed? Sure, but only briefly before we need to reclaim our space. A foot rub during a pedicure? Yes, please! But professional cuddling? That’s a firm no from us.
On the other hand, the idea of a dark room with a sign reading “leave me alone” sounds incredibly appealing.
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In summary, while professional cuddling may provide comfort to some, for many parents, the thought of more physical contact—even in a controlled setting—can feel overwhelming. Instead, we advocate for moments of solitude that allow us to recharge, rather than engaging in yet another cuddle session.