Let’s be honest: we all have those days when we manage to pull ourselves together. You’ve applied some makeup, showered, and squeezed into a supportive bodysuit (can we talk about the logistics of using the restroom in those things?). Whether you’re off to a wedding or a long-awaited date night, you’re ready to show your mom self in all its glory.
So, naturally, it’s time for a selfie.
This isn’t about the carefree 25-year-old Emily flaunting shiny new accessories or her adorable pup. No, this is a different vibe.
“Ugh, look at her. I bet she slept like a baby last night—just because she could!”
But here you are, freshly showered and with a babysitter on duty. Time to document this rare moment when you don’t look like a tired troll. This made me think about what social media would look like if we were all honest about our daily lives as moms, instead of just sharing the highlight reels.
So, let’s explore what motherhood would look like if every selfie told the truth.
Morning Madness at 5 a.m.
#notquiteasexy #cozyjammies
Time to feed the little ones—oh wait, they’d rather feed you. (If you cringed at me calling my kids “little beasts,” just spend a few minutes with them at mealtime and you might agree!).
#aintnobodygottimeforthat
Forget about hashtags like #nofilter and #nomakeup. It’s clear how it really is.
#oldmanbaby
You have errands to run?!
#whateverworks
Who knows what the day holds! Just remember to pull those control tops up and brace yourself.
#ohmylanta
Personal space? That’s a thing of the past. Acceptance is key.
#helpme
While everyone else sleeps, you’re wide awake, anticipating tomorrow.
#tomorrowwillsuck
Victory selfies will emerge.
#napbattle
And you’ll find yourself at the pediatrician’s office, waiting an eternity.
#waitingforever
Selfies in which you wear a jacket inside because you’d rather sweat than wake the teething tornado.
#DONTmove
Food will be tossed your way, leading to shared laughter—or at least a smile through the chaos.
#delicious
The first time you dress up post-baby for a gathering, you’ll be sending frantic pictures to your friends: “Is this acceptable? Can I pass for a grown-up?”
#WhoaMama
There will be moments captured wearing mismatched outfits…
#colorblindgymteacher
And tears will be a constant presence.
#nobodywillshare
I call this one: Friday Night!
#CLUBtubbytime
You’ll find yourself having mini-panic attacks when you glance at the clock and realize you need to be out the door in five minutes!
#prayer
Somehow, you can transform from chaos to composed in mere minutes.
#sorcery
Even better, there are those rare moments of bliss, like sitting in the airport cell phone lot, sipping coffee and reading—40 glorious minutes of solitude.
#preciousalonetime
To all the moms out there with remnants of boogers on your jacket, you’re not alone. For every perfectly filtered photo, remember that behind it, that mom has likely dealt with a fair share of messy moments too.
#somebodysmother
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Summary:
This article humorously captures the often chaotic reality of motherhood through the lens of unfiltered selfies. It challenges the notion of curated social media personas by showcasing the messy, candid moments that define a mom’s daily life. From early mornings to the struggles of personal space, it emphasizes that while motherhood can be overwhelming, it is also filled with moments of joy and laughter.