Every mom knows the comfort of yoga pants, and I’m no exception—I own just two pairs. This may lead you to wonder:
- Why two pairs?
- Why only two pairs when I have a closet full?
- Do I actually practice yoga?
- Why wear yoga pants if I don’t practice yoga?
Let’s tackle the first question: Why do I have more than one pair? As a busy mom, simplicity is key. I have a pair for daytime and another for the evening. Now, when I say “evening pair,” I don’t mean something suitable for dinner parties or outings to Target solo. My evening pair is strictly for home use—it’s worn when the kids are asleep and I’m binging on Netflix with a pint of ice cream. Let’s just say, these pants are not exactly in public-friendly condition.
Now, onto why I only own two pairs. Well, one of my pairs is essentially a no-go for any public appearance, which leaves me with my favorite, more polished pair that I wear almost daily. The only time I wear anything else is laundry day, a day I dread for the simple fact that I have to wear something else for a few hours. The reality is, if my yoga pants are in the laundry, I’m more likely to get that load done. Who knew laundry could be so motivational?
Now, about doing yoga—let’s be real: it’s a no. I used to practice, but if you’ve ever attempted yoga with toddlers climbing all over you, you’ll understand why that’s a thing of the past. However, the acrobatics required to retrieve lost toys and snacks have kept me somewhat flexible.
And the burning question remains: Why wear yoga pants if you’re not doing yoga? It’s not unlike owning a chef’s hat when you’re not a chef, right? Well, yes and no. While it might seem like I’m trying to emulate those super-fit women who jog at dawn and sip on green smoothies, yoga pants are really about lifestyle. They allow me to chase my kids around without the constraints of dresses or tight jeans.
Leggings could work too, but only if paired with a tunic—something that requires effort I don’t have. Yoga pants are incredibly versatile. They’re not pajamas, despite the comfort level, but they can easily double as such. They let me roll out of bed, throw on a hoodie (and perhaps a bra, if I’m feeling social), and dash out the door in mere seconds. Plus, that sporty look? It gives the impression that I’m put together, even if I just rolled out of bed.
They also have the added benefit of being forgiving on my postpartum shape, with just the right amount of stretch for nacho indulgence. No zippers, no buttons—just pure convenience that saves precious time for getting my kids to eat their greens. And let’s not forget the classic black color that’s as timeless as Audrey Hepburn herself.
In short, yoga pants make me feel like a blend of Martha Stewart, Harry Potter, and Audrey Hepburn. What other clothing can boast such versatility? I proudly embrace my yoga pants, and to those who claim they’re outdated, I wholeheartedly disagree. Yoga pants will endure as long as there are tired moms in the world.
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In conclusion, yoga pants are more than just a wardrobe staple for moms; they provide comfort, flexibility, and an effortless style that keeps us ready for anything life throws our way.