Saturday mornings have become my cherished sanctuary. I rise after spending an eternity lounging in bed (I usually crash around 8 PM on Fridays, binge-watching Hallmark until I fall asleep) and kick off my day with a workout. The driving force behind my exercise during those tranquil mornings, while my kids are still sound asleep, is this: I plan to indulge in chocolate in the shower afterward. A lot of it.
Just last weekend, moments after shedding my sports bra, I unwrapped a Toblerone my partner gifted me for Valentine’s Day. Then, I dove into the bag of chocolate hearts my daughter had given me, preparing for a delightful treat.
You see, there’s a certain strategy to my chocolate-shower indulgence. Everything must be unwrapped and ready before I step into the shower, as the steam works its magic. And I certainly can’t place chocolate down in the water—yuck! So, I have to have it all prepared in my hands.
Once I’m ready, I elbow the shower curtain open and step inside, allowing the soothing hot water to cascade down my back while I savor the velvety chocolate (which, let’s be honest, only gets sweeter as it melts, despite what anyone else claims) mingling with my saliva. In that moment, nothing else exists.
I’ve been enjoying this ritual for several years. It all began when I snatched the last Cadbury egg from my kids’ Easter basket, craving a moment of peace without interruptions. I was shocked to discover that chocolate tastes even better in the shower, so I vowed to indulge in it for the rest of my life.
My partner doesn’t understand this quirky habit, but I told him he can’t judge until he gives it a try. Besides, he prefers his chocolate straight from the fridge, so he might never join #teamchocolateisbetterwithsteam.
Unique Rituals from Readers
Upon further exploration, I discovered that many readers have their own unique rituals that may raise eyebrows. For example, some enjoy burying their faces in various things.
“I love sticking my face in a pile of fresh snow. It’s so refreshing and great for my skin!” – Lisa M.
“I rest my face on my cat’s belly, but maybe that’s a common thing among pet owners?” – Mark R.
It seems that putting your face in soft textures can be oddly soothing, as many people enjoy snuggling with their furry companions. I might consider trying this if I didn’t end up looking like I rolled in a fur coat after being around pet hair.
Shower Quirks
When it comes to shower quirks, I’m not alone.
“I enjoy sipping beer while in the shower. It’s refreshing, multitasking, and I simply love beer!” – Sarah L.
It’s also a quick way to catch a buzz; I used to do this in college with Zima. If you’re a lightweight like me, though, a word of advice: Don’t attempt to shave after a few sips of alcohol in the shower. It could get messy.
Quinn P. insists on finishing every hot shower with a blast of cold water. “At least for a minute. The colder, the better.”
I always thought showers were for relaxation, not torture, but to each their own.
Sleeping Habits
As for sleeping habits, things get even stranger.
Rachel S. shared, “I have to sleep on my left side, with my pillow perfectly tucked under my jaw and neck, heavy blankets, and one of my kids’ muslin baby blankets (which I have to hide from them) lightly draped over my right ear (to keep bugs from crawling in).”
I never worried about bugs in my ear at night, but now I’m reconsidering. Can’t those pesky critters crawl under the blanket, anyway?
Jodi H. can’t fall asleep with her closet door open: “It has to be shut. I can’t sleep if my closet is open!”
I realized I’m the same way. I can’t sleep with any doors or drawers ajar; it feels too exposed, like I’m inviting monsters to come out.
While many people prefer soft sounds for sleep, MyLove B. is different: “I can only sleep if the soothing sounds of murder are playing on the TV. Not rain, not music, not ocean waves—only Criminal Minds, CSI, or Forensic Files.”
I can’t imagine how she’d coexist with someone who needs all closet doors closed to sleep.
Quirky Food Habits
When it comes to quirky food habits, everyone has their preferences.
- One reader microwaves her ice cream to get it to the perfect scooping consistency.
- Another enjoys her Spaghetti-Os straight from the can.
- One woman dips her peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in milk, while another spreads her peanut butter on dill pickles.
I feel compelled to try these combinations to see if they bring the same joy. While I doubt they can compare to savoring a Hershey bar in a steaming shower, I’m willing to take the plunge. The thought of enjoying cold, canned pasta is strangely appealing. Who else is in?
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