As the holiday season approaches, middle children often find themselves feeling overshadowed by their older and younger siblings. While the youngest bask in attention and the eldest take charge at family gatherings, the middle child is left waiting for their moment in the spotlight. Spoiler alert: it may never arrive. But thanks to the creative minds at Whiskey River Candle Co, there’s now a way for middle children to feel a little more special—sort of.
Introducing “A Candle For The Middle Child”
Complete with a label that reads, “Largely invisible scent,” it cheekily suggests, “Go ahead and dye your hair purple. No one will notice.” It’s a clever jab at the classic middle child experience of being overlooked while their siblings soak up all the praise.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! This candle is an opportunity for the middle child to have a little laugh at their own expense, and they can even gift their older and younger siblings candles that reflect their own unique quirks. For the youngest sibling, the candle exclaims, “Smells like an afterthought. Why are you always in the way?” which rings true for many families. I can’t help but recall my own experiences of sharing cramped hotel rooms during family vacations.
For the firstborn, the candle’s label states, “Smells like you’re just more important. You had to have your own candle, didn’t you?” As a proud eldest child, I can confidently affirm that this is spot on.
Holiday Gatherings and Sibling Rivalry
As the family gathers for holiday festivities—complete with all the usual quirks, including that one uncle who shows up in a MAGA hat—sometimes it’s best to just band together. After a few rounds of tequila shots, you might find yourselves united in the challenge of surviving Christmas dinner. The next morning, when the hangover hits, you’ll want to light the “Hangovers” candle. Its label reads, “Smells like hair of the dog. And don’t talk to me again until I’m on my second Bloody Mary.” That’s a mood!
Through all the bickering and sibling rivalry, remember that at the end of the day, you’re all on the same team—most of the time, that is.
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In summary, the “Middle Child” candle from Whiskey River Candle Co is a humorous nod to the often-overlooked sibling. It serves as a reminder that while middle children may feel invisible, they can still find joy and laughter in their unique position within the family dynamic.