Throughout the year, we as parents stress the value of honesty to our children. We want to nurture truthful individuals, teaching them that honesty is always the best policy. But come December, we flip that idea upside down with the biggest fib of them all: the existence of Santa Claus.
This isn’t to say there’s anything inherently wrong with spinning tales about Santa; for many families, the legend of the jolly man in a red suit is a cherished part of childhood, and it’s perfectly acceptable to maintain that illusion as long as your kids believe. Accompanying this right to stretch the truth are some truly amusing moments, as showcased by the witty parents of Twitter who share their thoughts on the Santa deception.
- Santa’s a Little Goofy
“Oh no, sweetheart, Santa can be a bit silly. Better hand over those leftover candies to Daddy so you never have to see them again!” - Keeping the Magic Alive
What commitment to the role! But hey, whatever keeps the magic going. - Power Trip
Kids are so gullible. While you’re at it, tell them you’re Beyoncé. They won’t know the difference. - Year-Round Lies
Why limit this to just one month? Use Santa as an excuse all summer long. There are no rules against it. - Serious Competition
Amazon may be huge, but if the Santa we tell our kids about were real, he would definitely be a contender. - Explaining the Packages
You’ll need an explanation for the influx of Prime boxes in December. If you’re like me, they’re a year-round occurrence, so no one will bat an eye. - Santa’s a Rascal
He’s the only one who can pull off such an outrageous act while still keeping your child’s affection. Feel free to use the same excuse for other snacks you want to enjoy without being caught. - Savage Comeback
We see what you did there, and we’re here for it. - Listening Ears
Cookies and milk are great, but how about pad Thai and pinot grigio? Take my money now! - Modernizing Santa
Santa is coming in hot, kids. Better shape up!
This content was originally published on Dec. 8, 2016.
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In summary, the holiday season brings a delightful contradiction for parents—a chance to weave tales of magic while simultaneously teaching the value of honesty. The humorous reflections shared by parents on social media highlight the joy and silliness of perpetuating the Santa myth, reminding us all to embrace the enchantment of childhood.