The Hidden Dangers of Dishwashing: A Cautionary Tale

The Incident

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Last winter, I experienced a significant injury—I severed a tendon in my thumb. This was not a trivial matter; it required intricate surgery with the possibility of needing a tendon graft from my wrist. Fortunately, that didn’t happen, but I ended up in a cast up to my elbow, leaving only my other four fingers free to type—my primary occupation—and write, which I could only do with great difficulty. During this time, I unexpectedly had to move apartments, but I’m not seeking pity here—just awareness.

What Occurred

I want to highlight how easy it is to injure ourselves severely while engaging in seemingly safe activities at home. My injury occurred in an instant while washing a ceramic salad plate that shattered in my hands. The amount of blood surprised me; it was a stark reminder that ceramics can be as sharp as scalpels.

Despite the severity of the cut, I hesitated to go to the emergency room. Although the injury looked worse than a typical kitchen mishap, I didn’t think such a thing could happen while washing dishes. Had I sought medical help immediately, they would have repaired my tendon on the spot, saving me from surgery, a cast, and weeks of physical therapy—along with the not-so-pleasant reminder of a scar on my dominant hand.

Lessons from Parenthood

Parents often know that when blood is involved, it’s time to get to the hospital. I attribute my delayed reaction—putting novelty band-aids on my wound and waiting three weeks to seek help—to my lack of experience with children. There’s a certain instinct that kicks in when you’re responsible for little ones.

Surgery is a hassle, to say the least. The sole silver lining is the painkillers, but only if you know to rate your pain a solid “8” when asked; saying “10” raises eyebrows, and honesty will likely just get you a suggestion to take two Tylenol. The motivation behind elective surgeries remains a mystery—after a nose job, at least you have a new look, but post-tendon repair, you’re left with a thumb that’s merely a shadow of its former self.

Are Home Accidents the Worst?

When people noticed my cast and inquired about the injury, I often fabricated stories: perhaps I was in a bar brawl or rescuing a cat from a tree. Admitting it was simply a bizarre dishwashing incident feels too mundane; it elicits pity rather than intrigue. Nearly losing a thumb in the kitchen—without any weapon involved—doesn’t exactly make for an exciting tale.

Now, like someone who drives cautiously after a speeding ticket, I’m trying to be more careful at home. So far, it’s been a mixed bag. Just last Saturday, I attempted to perform minor surgery on a callus with a blade and learned why such tools are banned in nail salons. Luckily, no serious harm was done, and I’m still in one piece for now.

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Summary

Washing dishes, a seemingly mundane task, can lead to unexpected and severe injuries, as I learned firsthand when I severed a tendon in my thumb. This experience highlights how easily accidents can occur in familiar surroundings. Parents often have a heightened awareness of injuries, while those without children might underestimate the severity of an incident. Caution is crucial, whether at home or elsewhere, as the most dangerous situations can arise from the simplest activities.