As I wrap up my shower on Sunday—the blissful 15 minutes I managed to steal for myself—I can’t help but playfully bid adieu to my bathtub. “See you next weekend,” I whisper, planting a faux-sentimental kiss. No, I’m not losing it—not entirely. I’m just a mother seeking humor in the often absurd and demanding journey that is full-time parenting.
On Saturdays and Sundays, I briefly step into a semblance of normalcy. My husband, bless him, is present for those precious days. However, we still have our children to manage; we’re not one of those fortunate couples whose kids are spirited away by grandparents or babysitters.
Every weekend, I relish the luxury of sleeping in—often past 8 a.m. (thanks to my dear partner). I can enjoy meals without a child interrupting to announce he’s managed to insert a marble into his backside. And, of course, I get to reconnect with my long-lost love: the uninterrupted shower.
During these treasured days, I find myself transforming into a more patient mother. When my kids wail, pester, and attempt to insert random objects into various orifices, I can calmly extract the offending item, chuckle, and move on. Most of the time, my husband manages at least half of the chaos—thank goodness for teamwork.
I’m patient, affectionate, and even playful. I can dash around the park, engaging in games of hide-and-seek, without constantly checking my phone out of boredom. I have an adult nearby to share in laughter over my grown-up jokes, and someone else to marvel at how delightful my children are—even when they’re driving me up the wall.
The weekend feels like the idyllic portrayal of parenthood you see on television. Sweet, engaging, and filled with humor. For those short days, I feel like I’m not just surviving but thriving in this parenting role.
Then, Monday rolls in like a storm cloud. My toddler wakes me at 6:30 a.m., literally prying my eyelids open with his tiny fingers. He cries when I set him in front of the iPad, desperate for a moment to gather breakfast. I thought he loved that device, but Monday is a day where nothing pleases him. Yeah, buddy, I feel you.
As soon as the workweek hits, I’m starkly reminded of my shortcomings as a parent. I struggle with early wake-ups and the fatigue that comes with them. I realize how quickly my temper flares when I can’t eat, use the bathroom, or take a shower without being shadowed by little humans.
The jarring contrast between my weekend self and my weekday existence is overwhelming. Monday’s arrival envelops me in a sense of isolation. I appreciate my husband significantly more—and yet I feel a tinge of resentment that he gets to escape our home life for the day. His work may be challenging, but it’s a break from the repetitive nature of caring for our children.
I adore my kids—I truly do. I understand that even amidst the challenges lies beauty. I know that one day, I’ll look back on these years with nostalgia, missing every chaotic moment, even those when I felt utterly lost yet persevered. I admire my ability to keep moving forward, regardless.
I’m aware that Tuesday will be manageable, and Wednesday won’t be too bad either. My kids and I will find our rhythm, and the bliss of the weekend will fade into a distant memory—not something that taunts me. I might grumble about the lack of adult interaction, but I’ll come to appreciate my kids’ quirky conversations, even if they mostly revolve around video games and bodily functions.
By Thursday, my sense of humor will return, and by Friday, I’ll recognize that my life is wonderfully full, in the best way possible. Then, just like that, the weekend will approach again, filling me with joy and hope—only to be followed by the dread of Monday.
Sometimes, I think life would be easier without weekends. They’re too sweet, and the transition back to reality is too brutal. But I suppose that’s just the ebb and flow of life—or something like that. Please forgive me; it’s still Monday, and my brain is struggling to process coherent thoughts.
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In summary, the weekend offers a fleeting glimpse of hope and joy in the often overwhelming world of parenting. While the transition back to reality can be harsh, the love for our children endures, and humor eventually returns.