In the second episode, the excitement ramps up as we dive into bridal photoshoots that, shockingly, become the theme for first dates. Host Chris Harrison prompts the contestants to share their initial impressions of the bachelor, Jake. I desperately hoped someone would point out, “I can see why he’s still single,” but alas, that didn’t happen, as reality TV seldom gives us what we want.
Chris announces that there will be three dates: two group dates and a one-on-one. He adds, “With 22 of you here, it’s physically impossible for everyone to have a date each week.” Wait, what? Does Chris understand what “group” means? How can it be “physically impossible” to arrange enough dates? Did the rental service run out of vans? The confusion sets in, leaving the women anxious, especially when Corinne exclaims, “My dad promised me a date!” Cue the dramatic eye rolls.
The first group date card arrives, sending the women into a frenzy. Corinne’s name is called first, and we all cringe a little. The card reads, “Always a bridesmaid…” which could reflect either Nick’s romantic failures or the fact that these group dates seem to feature the B team. Corinne chimes in, “I’ve never been a bridesmaid. I’m just a natural-born bride.” Oh honey, that’s why you have no friends.
They pile into convertibles, acting surprised that they’re actually going on a date with Jake. Have they not been watching this show? It’s literally just dates. Upon arriving, Jake greets the women with hugs—though they only show a few. He jokes about the awkwardness of group dates, which is painfully meta, considering he’s practically a permanent resident at the bachelor mansion.
The date’s theme? A bridal photoshoot with a twist—some women have to wear bridesmaid dresses because there aren’t enough bridal gowns. “This is meant to break the ice,” Jake claims. Sure, because there’s nothing more relaxing than wearing a wedding gown on a first date. The creepy photographer gets to choose the “winner” based on chemistry, which sounds like a recipe for disaster.
Corinne brags about being the first to kiss Jake and getting the first name called. We’re all waiting for her exit, praying she’s sent home soon. “I’m definitely the hottest bride,” she declares, sporting a gown with a bikini top. Brittany, in a daring Adam and Eve costume, steals the spotlight. Corinne is not pleased.
The group date drags on, featuring an array of awkward poses and outfits. Meanwhile, back at the house, rumors swirl about Corinne being the frontrunner for the rose. Liz can’t hide her smirk, clearly wanting to shout, “I had sex with him at Jade’s wedding!”
As the date continues, Corinne monopolizes Jake’s time, interrupting other women frequently. “I think my nipple was out the whole time I was talking to him,” she shares, showcasing her charm. The other women are fuming, contemplating her demise. The rose ceremony approaches, and shockingly, Jake awards the rose to Corinne. What just happened? I’m tempted to turn off my TV for good, but the allure of reality TV is hard to resist.
The one-on-one date with Danielle turns out to be bland, while Liz can’t contain herself and spills the beans about her night with Jake to another contestant, Kristin. Meanwhile, Danielle opens up about her late fiancé, who overdosed, and Jake offers the most bizarre advice about replicating past feelings—definitely not the best approach.
For the second group date, Jake takes the women to the Museum of Broken Relationships. Seriously? This man is fixated on his past. Among the exhibits is a dead rose and the engagement ring he once chose for Kaitlin. The women are tasked with staging breakups, which feels uncomfortably close to home. Liz is visibly upset, grappling with the oddity of being on a show with her one-night stand.
As tensions rise, Liz’s attempt to confront her past with Jake backfires, leaving them both confused. Jake realizes he doesn’t see a future with her, dropping the bombshell that she’s going home. Liz’s reaction is one of disbelief, and as she accepts the walk-out, I wonder why anyone would agree to that after being eliminated.
Jake returns to the other women, revealing his history with Liz. Gasps abound as they process the news. The preview for next week hints at more drama, tears, and Corinne’s impending meltdown.
Summary
Episode two of The Bachelor features bridal-themed group dates that spiral into chaos as contestants struggle for attention from Jake. Corinne stands out for all the wrong reasons, earning an unexpected rose while Liz’s past with Jake adds tension to the mix. As relationships deepen and drama unfolds, we’re left eagerly anticipating the next installment.