The 10 Guiding Principles for a Clutter-Free Kitchen and Why They’re Unattainable

1. Maintain Clear Countertops
   This seems obvious, right? But how do you achieve it? The advice typically suggests “move small appliances,” but to where? Not to other dimensions, I presume! As I sit here, I can already list the appliances taking up valuable space in my kitchen: microwave, mini food processor, blender, coffee maker, toaster, and toaster oven. Where exactly do they go? If I knew, I wouldn’t be reading such articles.
2. Store Items in Cabinets
   Clearly, the author of this advice has never encountered my jam-packed cupboards. This isn’t decluttering; it’s simply moving the mess around!
3. Implement the “One In, One Out” Rule
   The article advocates that for each new item you introduce, you should remove one. Are frozen waffles counted? If so, check!
4. Adhere to the “Put It Away, Not Down” Principle
   This sounds ideal, and I make an effort to comply. I put things where they belong, such as in the dishwasher or garbage. Yet my kitchen remains chaotic! Apparently, my kids believe every item needs a temporary holding space before it finds its final destination—think lids, wrappers, half-eaten bagels, used napkins, and even Legos. The list goes on: snack bowls, sandwich crusts, bike helmets, lightsabers…
5. Avoid Turning the Refrigerator into an Art Gallery
   Really? I’m not ready to remove our cherished photos, school reminders, and quirky magnets from our fridge. They add character!
6. Seek Alternatives to the Pile
   I know piles aren’t aesthetically pleasing. Yet, I still stack. It’s a state of pile panic! I can’t imagine hanging pots on my walls would ease this clutter; it might even amplify my feeling of being cramped. Someone once offered us a chic hanging pot rack which filled me with dread, rather than excitement.
7. Tackle a Daily Chore Instead of Everything at Once
   This method doesn’t work for me. The suggestion is to clean a little each day, which would be great if I were in a deserted kitchen. The moment I clean, someone arrives with muddy shoes or needs a snack, undoing my progress.
8. Establish Morning and Evening Kitchen Rituals
   My evening “ritual” consists of cramming everything into the dishwasher, and in the morning, I empty it. I even give a little nod of gratitude to the dishwasher for its unwavering support—does that count?
9. Allow Yourself One Messy Drawer
   Why stop there? I could easily justify having four!
10. Always Leave the Kitchen Better Than You Found It
    This is a piece of cake! I’m fairly certain I’m the only one who consistently wipes down counters or clears crumbs, so it’s an easy win. Bonus: If I step out for a brief moment only to return, I get to start this process all over again!

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