Imagine enjoying a leisurely shopping trip at your neighborhood Target, perhaps sipping a coffee and contemplating which throw pillows to add to your collection, when suddenly the intercom blares a rather unexpected announcement: “Attention shoppers, it seems you’ve been quite naughty, and it’s time for some punishment.”
Well, that’s not exactly what happened at a Target in San José, but it was close enough to leave customers stunned. A local mom, Lisa Sanchez, was out shopping with her twin boys when unexpectedly, explicit sounds began to resonate throughout the store. Yes, you read that right—pornographic moans and graphic remarks about “assets” blared over the loudspeakers, courtesy of a prankster who managed to pipe adult film audio into the store’s system.
Lisa recorded the chaos as the x-rated sounds filled the air. In her video, you can distinctly hear the raunchy dialogue, leaving one of her children in tears—though it’s unclear whether he was upset about the shocking sounds or his brother hogging the box of Pizza Bites. Those Pizza Bites are a serious matter, after all.
As the audio continued to wreak havoc, other patrons stepped in to assist Lisa by trying to cover her kids’ ears, while some simply abandoned their shopping carts and rushed out. Employees scrambled to silence the intercom, but eventually, they had to declare a “porn emergency,” resulting in a full store evacuation.
The store manager issued a heartfelt apology, and an investigation is currently underway. However, many parents were understandably upset about the accidental crash course in adult themes their children received. One mother shared with local news that her son kept asking, “Why are they hurting that lady?” and felt the staff did not act quickly enough to stop the broadcast. Another customer expressed feeling “personally violated.”
As for Lisa, she mentioned that she would never view Target in the same light again, though she plans to continue shopping there. After all, no amount of unexpected adult content can keep devoted parents from their favorite stores—even under the most bizarre circumstances.
While no parent wants their child to hear explicit content during a routine shopping trip, it’s hard to deny the humor in this peculiar situation. This was undoubtedly an isolated incident, and despite the confusion and newfound awareness of adult themes, the kids will be just fine.
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In summary, a San José Target experienced an unusual intercom incident when explicit audio played over the loudspeakers, causing confusion and concern among shoppers. While some parents were upset, many found humor in the situation, and the staff worked diligently to resolve the chaos.