Study Links Diet Sodas to Increased Risks of Stroke and Dementia: What Are We Left to Drink?

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Recent research has revealed alarming associations between diet sodas and heightened risks of stroke and dementia. For those of us who enjoy these beverages, it’s time to reassess what we prioritize in our daily lives — namely, our beloved thirst-quenchers.

As a loyal fan of Diet Coke, I have indulged in this fizzy delight almost every day for years. However, this new study has me contemplating my future; it appears I might end up in a nursing home relying on the care of a charming male nurse in a few decades. Kids, start saving up for Momma’s care!

Published in this month’s Stroke Journal, researchers monitored over 4,000 adults aged 45 and older, tracking their consumption of both sugar-sweetened and artificially sweetened beverages between 1991 and 2001. They then followed up for a decade to observe occurrences of stroke or dementia within these groups. After adjusting for various factors like diet, age, sex, and smoking habits, the findings indicated that “higher recent and cumulative intake of artificially sweetened soft drinks were associated with an increased risk of ischemic stroke, all-cause dementia, and Alzheimer’s disease dementia.” Notably, those who consumed sugar-sweetened drinks did not show the same risks.

CNN reported some particularly eye-opening statistics: Compared to individuals who never consumed artificially sweetened drinks, those who had one daily were nearly three times more likely to experience an ischemic stroke due to clogged blood vessels. They were also nearly three times more likely to receive a dementia diagnosis. Furthermore, those who had between one to six artificially sweetened beverages weekly were 2.6 times more at risk for ischemic strokes but showed no increased likelihood of developing dementia.

Oh, Aspartame, how you’ve deceived us!

It’s crucial to emphasize that these findings demonstrate an association rather than a definitive causal link. While researchers have not conclusively proven that artificial sweeteners are the direct cause of these health issues, the implications are troubling.

In light of the study, a spokesperson from the American Beverage Association (ABA) hastily dismissed the findings, asserting that the FDA and other health organizations have deemed low-calorie sweeteners safe for consumption. They stressed that while the study’s authors acknowledge their results do not establish cause and effect, they stand firmly by their products.

While that’s fair, I find myself more inclined to trust medical professionals focused on preventing serious health conditions over the ABA’s reassurances about diet sodas.

For those contemplating a switch away from diet sodas, we’re left wondering what alternatives are safe. Coffee? Once deemed harmful, it’s now touted as a potential longevity booster. Water? Even that’s come under scrutiny. What is left for us to enjoy?

So, thank you, science. If this continues, I might just have to open a bar dedicated to my tears and saliva. In the meantime, let’s pour one out for diet sodas — and make it a sugary Coke, because if we’re going down, we’re taking those sugary drinks with us.

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In summary, recent research indicates a potential link between diet soda consumption and increased risks of stroke and dementia, raising concerns for avid drinkers. While the findings are not conclusive, they urge us to reconsider our beverage choices.