Stop Flushing Tampons: A Lesson in Plumbing Costs

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A few years back, I stumbled upon an article (on this very site!) that revealed the shocking truth about flushing tampons down the toilet. At the time, I tucked that info into the “Not a Big Deal” folder in my mind. I believed it, sure, but I couldn’t quite accept it. After all, I’d been flushing tampons for 25 years without a hitch. Those horror stories of clogs and costly plumbing repairs must be reserved for old houses, right?

For a while after that eye-opening revelation, I felt a twinge of guilt each time I changed my tampon. I’d keep flushing, but with crossed fingers and a silent plea that nothing would come back up. Seriously, what else was I supposed to do? Toss it in the trash? No thanks. Sure, I’d noticed the signs in public restrooms warning against flushing tampons, but I thought they were just referring to the applicators. Those, I never flushed. But the actual tampon? That seemed perfectly fine to flush.

Fast forward a few years, and I’ve now added “don’t flush tampons” to my list of “Lessons Learned the Hard Way.” Alongside other gems like “shower curtain rods aren’t built to hold the weight of a teenager.”

Recently, a strange smell wafted from one of our bathrooms—like rotten eggs. Odd, I thought, but then my son mentioned the bathtub was completely clogged. Soon after, the toilet wouldn’t flush at all, and no amount of plunging helped.

“We need to call a plumber,” I told my partner.

You can probably guess how this goes… $800 later, and a stern “stop flushing feminine products” lecture from the plumber, the issue was resolved. He told me not once, but three times, about how he had pulled out “a lot of feminine products.” (Yes, he talked like a health teacher from the ‘80s.)

After recovering from the hefty bill, I was left in shock. Tampons caused this? I’ve been flushing them for over 30 years without a hitch! I want to say I learned my lesson and will never flush another tampon again, but let’s be real—old habits die hard.

Part of me still thinks a couple of paper towels my son accidentally tossed in were to blame, and it was just bad timing with my period. Right? But supposing it’s true that flushed tampons led to this plumbing fiasco—what are we supposed to do with them? Are we really meant to toss this bloody cotton ball in the trash? Life just got a whole lot more complicated.

With my period approaching, I’m feeling a bit anxious. How do I break this 30-year habit of flushing tampons? Am I really going to take out the garbage four times a day? Should I consider switching to a menstrual cup? It all sounds so daunting, reminiscent of that embarrassing moment in high school when I had a tampon string sticking out of my swimsuit. Ugh.

Menopause is starting to seem like a more appealing option!

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In summary, flushing tampons might seem harmless, but it can lead to expensive plumbing problems. It’s time to rethink our disposal methods and consider alternatives for a more sustainable approach.