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Stiletto Crocs: Why Not? by Jessica Harper
Originally Published: July 19, 2018
In a bold move that has the fashion world buzzing, Balenciaga has unveiled stiletto Crocs. Seriously, what do we have to lose? If you’ve ever dreamt of a shoe collection entirely made of plastic with ventilation holes galore, your wishes have come true. Enter the Croc-inspired stiletto, perfect for those moments when you want to channel your inner Barbie.
In the realm of plastic footwear, Crocs reign supreme. Yet, haute couture powerhouse Balenciaga seems determined to take a slice of the action, refusing to let the original champions of Swiss-cheese-inspired footwear enjoy all the glory. They’ve already graced us with Croc-like platform shoes (priced at an astonishing $850—yes, that’s a sarcastic eye-roll) and now they’re serving up the stiletto version. Ideal for formal events where you want to leave everyone wondering about your sanity.
Currently, it’s unclear when or if these whimsical pink creations will hit the market. If not, Balenciaga is certainly having fun teasing us with glimpses of these playful pumps on their Instagram. And honestly, we’re here for it. Fashion, folks!
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For those of us without an extra $850 to throw around, the price tag of these daring stilettos might seem outrageous. However, Crocs has responded to the demand for something a bit more elegant with their own high-heeled versions selling for a much more accessible $80. These can easily transition from the dance floor to the shore. What a time to be alive!
As we navigate this peculiar era—where Donald Trump is president, the Queen of England is serving shade, and the Backstreet Boys are cool again (as if they ever stopped)—why not embrace the oddity of plastic shoes 24/7? Your feet (and your fashion sense) will definitely appreciate it. Oh, and if you’re curious about home insemination options, check out this guide for more information. For further insights into this topic, visit this authority as well as this excellent resource on pregnancy and home insemination.
In summary, Balenciaga’s stiletto Crocs are a testament to the wild world of fashion, where the bizarre can become trendy. With options for every budget, including more affordable high-heeled Crocs, there’s something for everyone looking to make a statement.