Ruin Your Loved One’s Holiday With ‘Trumpy Bear’

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If you’re looking to bring a little chaos to the holiday season, this year’s most talked-about gift might just be the Trumpy Bear. Each festive season seems to bring with it a new must-have item, from the beloved Tickle-Me-Elmo to the bizarre Furby. This year, however, the spotlight falls on a peculiar stuffed bear that’s hard to categorize.

Standing at a striking 22 inches, the Trumpy Bear is dressed to impress with a white collar, white cuffs, a red tie, and, of course, the president’s iconic hairstyle. He comes with an American flag blanket — which, contrary to some reports, emerges from a zippered pouch on his back, not from anywhere else. For the price of two payments of $19.95 (plus shipping and handling), you can snag this curious collectible complete with a certificate of authenticity. Yes, you’ll want the genuine article and not some half-hearted imitation! Oh, and have you seen the wild commercial? Fox News aired it, and it’s truly something else.

The advertisement, which is a condensed version of a longer piece, features enthusiastic testimonials from various individuals, including law enforcement officers and small business owners, all expressing their admiration for Trumpy Bear. One endearing scene shows an elderly woman proudly displaying her bear next to a massive inflatable American flag, declaring, “God bless America, and God bless Trumpy Bear.” There’s even a golfer who claims his game improves with Trumpy Bear in his golf cart. A former Marine, Michael, also carries his bear on rides with his motorcycle.

The commercial’s deep-voiced narrator assures viewers that styling Trumpy Bear’s distinctive hair and placing him in a favorite chair will bring joy to even the toughest characters. It’s hard to determine whether the entire campaign is a playful jab at Trump’s fandom or a genuine appeal to his supporters, as the lines have blurred in today’s political climate. Since the onset of Trump’s presidency, his brand has been heavily commercialized, with everything from football jerseys to dog leashes available in the campaign’s gift shop. So, it’s no surprise that the Trumpy Bear has emerged as a holiday sensation for his devoted followers.

If you find that Trumpy Bear is the perfect gift for that special supporter in your life, make sure you’re purchasing the authentic version. As the commercial cautions, there are imitation bears out there, and without that all-important certificate, your Trumpy Bear might as well be a Dumpy Bear. For more holiday gift ideas, don’t forget to check out our post on home insemination kit.

In summary, the Trumpy Bear is a whimsical and somewhat controversial addition to the holiday gift list this year. With its mix of political branding and playful charm, it’s sure to spark conversations (and perhaps a few eye-rolls) among friends and family.