Ranking the Limo Exits on ‘The Bachelor’: From Awkward to Absolutely Cringeworthy

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As a brand new season of The Bachelor kicks off, viewers are treated to a parade of hopeful contestants making their first impressions. This time around, it’s Jack’s turn, and the 30 women vying for his affection have certainly made some notable entrances. As everyone knows, first impressions are crucial, and on this show, they can range from charming to downright cringe-inducing.

Let’s take a look at how the ladies fared as they exited the limo, ranked from one to five roses.

Lila

The first contestant out was Lila, a position that often holds significance in Bachelor lore. Her exit was heartfelt as she shared a touching story about her family, and she handed Jack a sweet note from her grandmother. The sentiment seemed to resonate with him. Our ranking: 🌹🌹🌹🌹

Sophie

Next was Sophie, who cleverly threw shade at a previous season’s contestant while complimenting Jack. Her stunning dress caught his eye as well. Our ranking: 🌹🌹🌹

Hannah Belle

Hannah Belle made a splash by expressing her hopes of securing a special place in Jack’s heart. Jack’s reaction was telling; he couldn’t help but admit he was intrigued. It was a solid start for her, especially since she ended up sharing the first kiss of the season. Our ranking: 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

Mia

Mia’s introduction was a bit more awkward as she greeted Jack with a “Hubba hubba,” prompting a few cringes. Our ranking: 🌹🌹

Tina

The first to mention the intimidating nature of joining the show, Tina encouraged Jack to embrace the fear. Our ranking: 🌹🌹🌹

Victoria Q.

Victoria Q. caught Jack’s attention immediately with a warm greeting, and she even shared a fun “happy dance” she does with her nieces. Cute and memorable. Our ranking: 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

After that, we entered a rapid-fire montage of introductions, where many contestants barely got any screen time. Here’s how a few of them fared:

Samantha

Completely overlooked. Our ranking: N/A.

Nina

Nina attempted to make a pinky promise with Jack, but we didn’t catch enough of the moment to know what it entailed. Our ranking: N/A.

Alana

Another contestant who faded into the background with hardly any screen time. Our ranking: N/A.

Evelyn

Evelyn went for a gimmick by donning angel wings. Her pun about “winging it” as a flight attendant was cute. Our ranking: 🌹🌹🌹

Then we saw a slew of flight attendant introductions, including:

Jade

Just another flight attendant. Our ranking: N/A.

Megan

Same deal, just a flight attendant. Our ranking: N/A.

Madison

Madison made a bold statement with her giant paper airplane and a cheesy line about landing Jack’s heart. While it was cheesy, we kind of loved it. Our ranking: 🌹🌹🌹🌹

Tammy

Tammy took the cringe factor up a notch with a TSA wand, jokingly searching for a “large package.” Oh boy. Our ranking: 🌹🌹

Shianne

Also went for the airport theme, presenting Jack with a barf bag for his nerves. Definitely not a great opener. Our ranking: 🌹🌹

Courtney

Instead of a limo, Courtney arrived on an unidentified contraption in the dark, which left everyone confused. Our ranking: 🌹🌹

Kiarra

Kiarra took an unusual approach, emerging from a suitcase while calling for help. It was uncomfortable to watch. Our ranking: 🌹🌹

Lexi

Lexi cruised in a classic car and made a predictable comment about speed. Our ranking: 🌹🌹

We then witnessed a string of introductions that leaned heavily into innuendo. Given Jack’s past escapades, these moments were expected but still cringey.

Diana

Diana showed up as a windmill, asking if Jack was ready for “round five.” Oh dear. Our ranking: 🌹

Payton

Stepped out shouting about “four times,” which felt awkward. Our ranking: 🌹

Jasmine

Tried the same line but in a different language, making it slightly less cringeworthy. Our ranking: 🌹

Kylie

Brought out a stash of condoms for her introduction. Yikes. Our ranking: 🌹

Katrina

Made a bold statement about her hairless cat in a rather suggestive manner. Definitely a memorable moment for the wrong reasons. Our ranking: 🌹

Victoria L.

Struggled to deliver her line due to nerves. Not the best start. Our ranking: 🌹

Jenna

Closed the awkward montage with her emotional support cow to ease Jack’s nerves. Certainly a unique approach. Our ranking: 🌹🌹

Savannah

Took a daring leap by blindfolding Jack and guiding his hands all over her body, leading to a passionate kiss. This was one of the most daring introductions. Our ranking: 🌹🌹🌹🌹

Kylie

Also made an impression by revealing she and Jack had crossed paths before, which added an interesting twist to their connection. Our ranking: 🌹🌹🌹

As the night progressed, even the women in the house commented on the overwhelming number of contestants. The last few ladies barely got any screen time, leading to our rankings for:

Alexa, Avonlea, and Natasha

N/A.

And there you have it! This season of The Bachelor started with 30 women, but after the first rose ceremony, eight were sent home, including Nina and Kylie. First impressions hold weight, but they aren’t the end of the story. For more insights, check out this blog post for additional tips.

Summary

The new season of The Bachelor has kicked off with a variety of memorable limo exits, from charming introductions to cringe-worthy moments. As the contestants make their first impressions on Jack, the dynamics are set for a season full of drama and romance.