People are undeniably peculiar. A fascinating way to uncover just how strange they can be is by examining the search queries captured by Google Analytics. Here are some truly bizarre searches that have directed individuals to our site recently. Thankfully, most didn’t linger for long. Unfortunately, these are the individuals we share the world with…
Strange Search Queries
“Where did I put my car charger?” Is Google suddenly endowed with psychic abilities?! (P.S. You might want to check under the passenger seat. Just a hunch.)
“Is a loft bed safe for my toddler?” Definitely not a great choice.
“girls, pets, and peanut butter” I can’t even begin to fathom how those elements are connected. And frankly, I’m not all that interested in finding out.
“Dead Vagina Walking” Thanks for that, Lisa!
“Is having five children harder on a woman’s body than one?” Oh, without a doubt. I can’t speak from personal experience, but I would confidently say yes.
“My finger is turning green and oozing, but I don’t want to see a doctor” Please, for your sake, do see a physician.
“How can I win at hide and seek with a three-year-old?” It sounds like you have a genius on your hands.
“What was that strawberry salad Jennifer brought to the baby shower?” Seriously, how would Google have that information?! (But, perhaps it was this?)
“Crap. I’m a parent. What do I do now?” Excellent question.
“Who is the real tooth fairy?” If you’re asking Google this, I’m betting you already know the truth.
“Would anyone notice if I hid in Marshall’s and shopped at night?” I don’t know the answer, but it sounds like a fun adventure. Can I join?
“I’m convinced I was Abraham Lincoln in a past life, but no one believes me.” Imagine that!
“I love taffy, but I feel like my teeth are falling out.” May I recommend a different treat? I mean, I enjoy taffy too, but…
“I’m 64 and think I might be pregnant.” Uh, congratulations?
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In summary, the internet is a wild place filled with quirky inquiries, and these searches show just how eccentric human curiosity can be.