As the holiday season approaches, parents everywhere brace themselves for the influx of gifts that their children will receive. The countdown to Christmas and Hanukkah is marked by decorations and excitement, but it also brings a deep sense of dread for many parents. With just a few weeks to go, the thought of more toys piling up in the house can be overwhelming. Each year, kids unwrap a mountain of presents that would make anyone question the wisdom of consumerism.
Parents often smile politely as they receive yet another noisy, flashy gadget, all the while plotting how to keep these items from taking over their lives. To address this annual challenge, I’ve decided to create a straightforward guide for those who plan to gift my child.
Please—No More Stuffed Animals!
First and foremost, please—no more stuffed animals! We currently have an excessive number already, and they mostly gather dust in a corner. A reasonable rule is to limit stuffed animals to one per child. If there are two kids, then two stuffed animals are acceptable. These toys simply become dirty and worn out, losing their charm quickly.
Toys with Tiny Pieces
Next, if a toy comes with a multitude of tiny pieces, be prepared for most of it to end up in the trash. If I trip over a stray piece or can’t identify its origin, it will be discarded. When games are missing pieces, they are destined for the bin too. So, if you’re thinking of gifting something that requires constant assembly, do us both a favor and skip it entirely.
The Glitter Dilemma
Glitter, oh glitter—it’s the bane of every parent’s existence. It sticks to everything and is impossible to clean up. Sending glitter to my home is akin to an act of war; I would never forgive you for it. If you value your safety, consider relocating to a remote area far from civilization.
Battery-Powered Gifts
If the gift requires batteries, chances are it will be loud. I can’t promise it won’t find its way back to you, especially if it starts blaring tunes in the middle of the night. Or, I might just remove the batteries and tell my child you bought a broken toy.
The Practicality of Cash
While cash may seem impersonal, it’s a practical choice. Children’s expenses can add up quickly with sports gear, art supplies, and various activities. If you opt for cash, I’ll reserve it for future needs, except for a small portion that might go towards my caffeine fix.
As I express these sentiments while cringing at each piece of wrapping paper torn open, I genuinely appreciate your thoughtfulness during this chaotic season. Yet, I would much prefer quality time spent with my child. Consider visiting us, taking her out, or engaging in activities together. She has plenty of toys, but only one of you to cherish her time.
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In summary, let’s make this holiday season more about meaningful connections than material gifts. Your time and love are the best present my child could receive.