Are you gearing up for a Disneyland adventure with your little one? Here are some practical tips to help ensure your trip is enjoyable—and that you come out relatively unscathed.
- Purchase Your Tickets Online: Save yourself the hassle of waiting in yet another line by buying your tickets online and printing them at home. After maneuvering through a 20-minute parking line, a 15-minute tram line, and then lingering behind someone who’s purchasing annual passes for the whole family, you’ll want to bypass any additional lines. Remember, waiting is the enemy of toddlers.
- Indulge Early: Once you step through the gates, treat your toddler (and yourself) to an ice cream cone, cupcake, or both. You might already be regretting your decision to bring your kids to the “Happiest Place on Earth,” so a little sugar rush can help you convince yourself it was worth it—at least for a little while.
- Brace for Crowds: Be prepared to attract a rowdy group of people, possibly even those who are slightly inebriated. They may appear out of nowhere, especially while waiting for the tram. To cope with the situation, consider bringing a discreet flask, as Disneyland’s alcohol availability is still a mystery to many.
- Avoid LA Traffic: Steering through Los Angeles is rarely a smooth experience. Instead, opt for a budget hotel nearby or stay with a relative who lives close. If you can spare one of your other kids to lighten the load, do it!
- Pack Distractions: Bring along a bag filled with toys and books to keep your toddler entertained during the seemingly endless lines. You can’t hand over your phone for entertainment; you’ll need that for your own sanity.
- Mind Your Hunger: Don’t let yourself get “hangry” and settle for subpar chicken nuggets and soggy fries just because they’re convenient. Instead, go for popcorn, churros, and cotton candy throughout the day. Most dining spots serve overpriced, reheated meals that won’t satisfy anyone.
- Sugar to the Rescue: If your child, who usually naps around 1:00 PM, starts turning into a whiny mess, don’t hesitate to give them a little more sugar. It’s surprising how effective this can be, much like the tactics of moms on reality shows.
- Change the Subject: If your toddler keeps insisting on the carousel for the hundredth time, take them on the spinning teacups instead. The dizzying ride will likely render them speechless for a bit!
- Find Air Conditioning: If the weather becomes unexpectedly warm, seek refuge in the “It’s a Small World” ride. It’s air-conditioned and lasts a good while, giving you a much-needed break.
- Share the Frustration: If you start feeling overwhelmed, remember you’re not alone. Take a look around at other parents wearing the same frustrated expressions as they try to manage their own little ones. Resist the urge to celebrate when your child is behaving while others are not; you’ll be in the same boat soon enough!
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Summary
Visiting Disneyland with a toddler can be a daunting but rewarding experience. By planning ahead, managing expectations, and embracing the chaos, you can create memorable moments while minimizing stress. Remember to keep snacks handy, find ways to entertain your child, and don’t hesitate to indulge in some sweets along the way!