Dear Children,
As parents, we spend a lot of time teaching you essential safety lessons—like looking both ways before crossing the street or avoiding hot surfaces and stray animals. But in the midst of all that, we sometimes overlook other critical life lessons that, while seemingly trivial, are crucial for your happiness. I realize now that I might have made some assumptions about what you know. So, here’s a little parental insight that appears to have slipped through the cracks.
- Naps Are Your Friends: Contrary to what you might believe, napping is not a punishment; it’s a privilege! When I suggest you cozy up for a midday snooze, it’s not a trick—it’s a golden opportunity. Embrace it! You treat naptime like a tragedy, but once you grasp that these long, guilt-free naps are a treat, you might find yourself looking forward to them instead of throwing a tantrum worthy of a soap opera.
- Hygiene Is Important: You make such a fuss when I try to clip your nails or coax you into the bath, it’s like asking a cat to take a bath. But these grooming rituals—manicures, pedicures, haircuts—are luxuries that many adults pay good money for. You have your very own free stylist on call! So relax and let me pamper you, because you won’t always have this kind of service in your life.
- Laundry Magic: In your eyes, laundry must seem like pure sorcery. You toss your dirty clothes into the hamper, and somehow they reappear clean and neatly folded. It’s a fantastic service, and I wish you could see how much effort goes into it! Having someone else pick out your clothes and ensure they match is a luxury most people would envy—so stop complaining and start appreciating the ease it brings to your life.
- A Personal Chef: You don’t have to worry about meal planning or grocery shopping; that’s my job! You simply sit down at the table and enjoy a (mostly) delicious meal prepared just for you. I even blow on your food to make sure it’s just right. Next time you pick out the “yucky pieces,” remember the time and effort that goes into preparing your meals, and consider being a bit more grateful.
- Effortless Transportation: When was the last time you navigated through traffic or searched for a parking spot? Oh right, you haven’t. You get to relax in the back seat, engrossed in your favorite activity while I handle the driving. You’re fortunate enough to have someone else do the heavy lifting while you just enjoy the ride. So, appreciate your chauffeur—because that’s what I am for you.
I hope this letter helps you see the countless privileges you enjoy daily. You have a laundry service, a chef, a stylist, and someone who encourages you to take naps. You’re living a life that many adults would love to have, so don’t take it for granted.
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In summary, my dear kids, take a moment to appreciate the little things—like naps, clean clothes, and home-cooked meals. These conveniences are not just a part of your daily life; they are gifts that make your childhood special. So be grateful now, while you still can.
Love,
Mommy