Are you fed up with that one friend who feels the need to remind everyone on social media about their intense workout regimen at the crack of dawn? If so, the latest video from the talented comedian and mom of two, Emily Carter, is exactly what you need for a laugh.
Known for her comedic flair and the popular social media page “I Ain’t Hittin’ It,” Emily uses playful filters and a quirky voice to share her humorous takes on everyday annoyances, from school bake sales to the latest fitness crazes. Her latest rant takes aim at those relentless fitness braggers who feel the need to broadcast their early morning sweat sessions every day.
“Hey, big shoutout to the CrossFit enthusiasts who feel the need to post their workout updates at 5:00 am!” she starts off. And honestly, can we all just take a moment to appreciate that? Because without those daily updates, how else would we know that you’re at the gym while the rest of us are comfortably nestled in our beds? Would those reps even count if they weren’t shared with your 500 Facebook friends?
Emily sarcastically expresses her gratitude for the “good information” about your workout routines, rolling her eyes at the thought of needing to know how many “burpees” you’ve completed. “You want me to acknowledge that you’re better than me? Is that the goal here?” she quips.
And let’s be real—why can’t these fitness fanatics create a dedicated group to boast about their workouts instead of flooding our feeds? If we cared enough, we’d join you!
As she continues, Emily emphasizes, “Sure, I could drag myself to the gym, but I didn’t schedule ‘death by dumbbells’ in my planner today. I’d rather go out in style, thank you very much.”
If you’re one of those early risers who crushes workouts before the sun peeks over the horizon, more power to you. I genuinely admire your discipline! But please, spare your friends from the incessant updates. They know where the gym is if they want to join.
Emily perfectly sums up her thoughts with a final zinger: “Honestly, I’d rather stub my toe on the furniture than be caught doing CrossFit. Nope, not gonna happen.”
And if you are hitting the gym at 5:00 am, trust me, nobody wants to hear about it.
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In summary, while some people feel the need to broadcast their workout accomplishments, others are just trying to enjoy their mornings in peace. Humor is a great way to cope with the annoyances of social media, and Emily’s playful take is a reminder that sometimes it’s better to keep quiet about our achievements.