Last week, I made a quick trip to New York to promote my latest book and film a segment for a daytime talk show. It was the perfect excuse to escape my husband’s snoring and finally get that much-needed haircut (shoutout to my stylist!). I found myself on a panel alongside reality stars Mia Roberts and Kelly Fawn, discussing the latest “mommy dilemmas.”
Humorous Moments on Air
During the segment, I shared a humorous moment about my daughter critiquing my naked body, and Bethany’s reaction was priceless. At least she complimented my fragrance, which is a small win! Things took a hilarious turn when Kelly decided to rap about a topic we can all relate to: poop. I sat there, a bit perplexed, wondering if I was really witnessing this or if it was just a figment of my imagination. But nope, it was real—proof captured on camera!
Unexpected Encounters
Later on, I bumped into reality TV personality Sarah Lane from the Real Housewives of New Jersey. I couldn’t help but mention how petite she is in person. I mean, who doesn’t love hearing that? I also told her she looked incredibly youthful, so maybe I redeemed myself a little.
Train Ride Shenanigans
On my train ride home, I found myself wrestling with some eyelash extensions that were applied in a rather intricate way, causing quite the scene as I pulled them off. The two passengers next to me decided to switch seats—can’t blame them! At least I still smelled good, right?
Final Thoughts
So, that was my whirlwind 24-hour adventure in New York, which is precisely why I probably shouldn’t be let out in public unsupervised. For those interested in exploring home insemination options, check out this insightful piece on an at-home insemination kit. This resource provides valuable information on the topic, as does Intracervical Insemination, an authority in the field. Additionally, for those contemplating IVF, there’s an excellent overview of the process available here.
In summary, my trip was a mix of laughs, unexpected encounters, and a reminder that I should probably stay home more often.