My Vows to My Long-Distance Bestie

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Dear BFF,

I owe you an apology for leaving. You know my reasons, so I won’t rehash them, but if there was ever a reason to stick around, it would be you. We’ve shared half our lives together and navigated those awkward phases—somehow we made it through! I can’t imagine tackling adulthood without you by my side.

Let’s be honest, we’re both still figuring out this whole “adulting” thing, which is why it’s so much easier to do it together. I tried to convince you to come with me, but adult responsibilities had other plans. Trust me, I seriously considered how I could sneak you and the kids onto a plane! It’s tough not being able to pop over for your cool air conditioner or binge-watch our favorite shows together. And the time difference? It’s a challenge when I’m having a meltdown and can’t tell if you’re free to chat. But know this: despite the miles between us, you are still my most cherished friend.

I promise to reach out to you nearly every day. One of the hardest parts about moving away is losing that effortless communication we had. We used to chat all the time—text, Facebook Messenger, or Snapchat. There’s no reason we can’t keep that up! The time difference sometimes works in our favor; when I wake up, you’ve often already had some exciting news to share. Even if it’s just sending you a funny meme, you can expect to hear from me regularly.

I vow I won’t try to replace you. Because honestly, who could? You know way too much about me for anyone else to fill that role. Sure, I’ll meet new friends, but none will ever compare to you. Our shared history is what makes our bond unbreakable.

I promise to always come to you first for advice. Nobody knows me like you do. Only you can tell me when I’m being unreasonable or too soft. Your tough love is the only motivator that gets me to shape up and stop being a coward, especially since you always follow through on your warnings.

I promise I won’t forget any significant dates in your life. I’ve got your birthday down, thanks to all those years of celebrations. I’ve marked all the important milestones in my planner, so even if my gift is a little late (you know how I feel about the post office), just know something special is on its way!

We’ll get that tattoo one day, I promise. Whenever we can agree on what to get, that is!

My door will always be open, even if it’s not so easy to reach me now. Just call from the airport and let me know you’re coming; I’ll make sure the sheets are fresh for you. I might even clean up a bit, but let’s be real—our friendship means you already know I’m a bit of a mess.

And lastly, I promise you’ll always be my best friend. Call me cheesy; I know you’re rolling your eyes right now. But I don’t care, because I love you. Now, please respond to my text!

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In summary, long-distance friendships can be tough, but I’m committed to maintaining our bond through regular communication, unwavering support, and shared memories. No matter the distance, you’ll always be my best friend.