Since the initial publication of this post, our already large family has welcomed one more (and final) addition. I thought I had encountered every possible question about our oversized clan, but I was mistaken. It appears that the curiosity surrounding our big family is boundless. Here are some additional inquiries I’ve received since the arrival of baby number seven, along with my candid responses.
- “Was this last one an accident?”
To the bold stranger asking this, I’ll assume your question was a mistake. You’re dangerously close to me accidentally (but totally on purpose) giving you a swift kick in the shins. - “How do you even find time for intimacy?”
Well, I’ll let you in on a little secret—every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday, we designate pizza and movie night. We simply sprinkle a touch of “Benadryl” on the pizza and let them watch a historical documentary until they doze off. After that, it’s party time for us until dawn! - “How can you afford to feed them all?”
“Feeding” is quite subjective. Usually, the kids draw numbers from my husband’s quirky “Breathe If You’re Horny” trucker hat to decide who gets a hot meal each night. Sometimes, we spice things up with a Hunger Games-style competition in the backyard, complete with flaming arrows and spiked morning stars. The kids might grumble, but they know that even the ones who don’t win get something—though it’s just bread, a spoonful of ketchup, and water. It teaches them strategy, like how badly do you really want that taco? - “Have you ever left one of them behind?”
Of course, what parent hasn’t? To keep track, we’ve microchipped them. We usually get them back within 24 to 72 hours. So far, it’s worked out fine. - “Are you trying to compete with the Duggars?”
No, absolutely not. Let’s just drop that, shall we? - “Aren’t you concerned that one of them might be gay?”
I’m far more concerned about my children growing up in a world where intolerance is accepted. Don’t assume I share your narrow-minded views; perhaps you should consult a stylist about your haircut instead. - “Whoa! Your vagina must be ruined!”
Wow, what a presumptuous comment. I assume you’re referring to the old saying about women who have had multiple children. Just to clarify, all of my kids were delivered via C-section, so my body remains intact. Ever heard the phrase, “I love the sound you make when you zip it?” Well, I just mentioned that.
Big families may not be the norm, but I have no problem fielding respectful questions born from genuine curiosity. It’s the disdainful, judgmental comments that cross the line. Families can choose to have one child, twenty, or none at all, and it isn’t anyone’s business but their own. While it may take a village to raise a child, those asking the questions above might just be the village’s missing puzzle piece.
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In summary, expanding families may raise eyebrows and spark questions, but understanding and respect should guide all inquiries.