Marijuana Inserted for Menstrual Relief: Who Would Have Thought?

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In a recent development that would undoubtedly surprise our grandparents, researchers have explored the use of marijuana to alleviate menstrual cramps. Yes, you read that correctly! A company named Foria has introduced a unique product—an herbal suppository designed to relieve period pain directly through vaginal absorption. This innovative remedy is crafted from cocoa butter, distilled THC oil, and CBD isolate derived from organic hemp.

According to the product information, when inserted, the medication is absorbed through the vaginal walls into the bloodstream, where the cannabinoids work to relax muscles and block pain signals from the uterus, cervix, and ovaries. After using the suppository, you can simply insert a tampon, resulting in a more comfortable experience during that time of the month. Think of it as transforming your inner Honey Badger into a more serene Kitty Cat.

Importantly, the product does not induce a high. Foria specifies that their formulation is designed to maximize relaxation and pain relief without any psychotropic effects. So you won’t find yourself hosting a rave in your private area—no cravings for snacks or existential musings will ensue.

Thoughts on This Intriguing Concept

Here are a few thoughts I had about this intriguing concept:

  1. Why not? People have inserted all sorts of odd items into their bodies—why not a little cannabis?
  2. The creativity behind this idea suggests that the inventor might have indulged in the product themselves.
  3. It’s amusing to say, “I’m going to add some Devil’s Lettuce to my Lady Garden.”
  4. The seriousness of their website, which claims, “We strive to share the medicinal benefits of this plant with modern extraction techniques,” cracks me up.
  5. Who was the pioneer of this? Who decided to test this out first?
  6. If you dive into humorous terms for “vagina” and “marijuana,” prepare for some hearty laughs, even if it annoys those around you.
  7. This gives a new twist to saying you’re putting some Acapulco Gold into your Buried Treasure.
  8. Or perhaps adding some Giggle Smoke into your Pink Taco.
  9. Or sliding some Juan Valdez into your Love Glove.

This product is currently available only to women residing in Colorado or California. However, there are many other cannabis-infused products for intimate wellness that I had no idea existed. One even earned the title of Sex Product of the Year from GQ magazine—clearly, I need to catch up! So, to all the adventurous women in these states, give it a try and share your experiences.

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Summary

A groundbreaking product from Foria uses a cannabis-based suppository to relieve menstrual cramps effectively. With no psychotropic effects, it allows for pain relief without the high, encouraging women to explore this novel solution. Available primarily in Colorado and California, this product embodies the intersection of traditional remedies and modern science, making it a fascinating topic in women’s health.