Ladies’ Night Out: The Evolution from Pre-Kids to Post-Kids

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There’s something undeniably special about a girls’ night out. From the innocent laughter over popcorn at your first sleepover to the unforgettable moments with your friends at the local bingo hall, these gatherings have always held a cherished place in our lives. However, having two little ones under the age of two has completely transformed my approach to these rare, much-needed outings.

Getting Ready for Girls’ Night: Pre-Kids

1. Crank up the tunes to set the mood.
2. Pour myself a generous glass of wine.
3. Browse my wardrobe, contemplating the perfect outfit while trying on a few options.
4. Indulge in a relaxing shower, taking the time to exfoliate, shave my legs, and wash my hair.
5. Moisturize my freshly-shaved legs, apply makeup, and style my hair with a blow dryer, straightener, or curling iron.
6. Refill my wine glass and turn up the music for extra vibes.
7. Check in with my girlfriends to see their plans and outfit choices.
8. Revisit my closet to finalize the ideal outfit, shoes, and accessories.
9. If I haven’t had a mani/pedi recently, I’ll paint my nails.
10. Sip my wine while enjoying music and waiting for my nails to dry.
11. Call a cab while checking emails.
12. Grab my keys and step out the door.

Ah, what a glorious experience that was! Why would anyone want to leave home after such a delightful preparation?

Getting Ready for Girls’ Night: Post-Kids

1. First, find the remote to enjoy 20 minutes of quiet while I prepare.
2. Get the kids a snack to keep them occupied.
3. Frantically search for something that fits and doesn’t feature a maternity panel.
4. Skip the shower and opt for deodorant and some dry shampoo instead.
5. Apply mascara and cover up any blemishes, despite being in my 30s.
6. Start dinner while anxiously awaiting my husband’s return.
7. Call him at work to urge him to come home immediately.
8. Feed the kids as he arrives, quickly tagging him in as I dash out.
9. Paint my nails as fast as possible, hoping no one notices the mess on my fingers and toes.
10. Realize I’m still on duty since I’m home; tackle kids’ pajamas, teeth brushing, and bottles.
11. Exchange hugs goodbye, which results in a bit of snot on my skirt and smudged polish.
12. Make a break for the door, looking back to blow kisses to the little faces pressed against the window.

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In summary, the transition from pre-kids to post-kids girls’ nights out is nothing short of dramatic. While the essence of these gatherings remains, the preparation has become a whirlwind of multitasking and quick fixes rather than leisurely pampering.