Kids say the funniest things, and sometimes they even jot them down! We love to keep these little notes as a way to remember their hilarious attempts at communication. Whether they’re reporting a toilet disaster or expressing their dislike for a sibling (or us!), these notes are treasures we hold dear. Plus, they make for some great material to include in their wedding slideshow someday!
I reached out on social media for folks to share their favorite funny notes from their kids. Here are some of the highlights:
- Mia’s daughter Lily is all about her dad’s punny humor.
- Ethan’s child has some interesting ideas about what goes down on a wedding night. Wink wink.
- Sarah’s son Alex wrote an apology note for his “terrible actions” and then added he’s her “least favorite.”
- Emma’s kid left a sweet birthday note saying she doesn’t need makeup, with a drawing of a penis pointing at it.
- Ethan’s child has clearly been influenced by Sir Mix-a-Lot: “I hote you beecs you will not let me haf fun with close.” — She was upset because her mom wouldn’t let her cut her leggings into shorts.
- When Ava was little, she left a note for the Tooth Fairy indicating where to find her in her messy room: “Look for a bed I am on it.”
- Sam’s child wrote a furious note to the dentist who claimed to be fixing a “kavity” but just pulled out a loose tooth. What a trickster!
- “Please don’t make me eat ham.” Same here, kid. I’m with you, no matter what Dr. Seuss says.
- Mia’s 7-year-old has figured out that if the lights are on, bedtime could be postponed indefinitely.
- After playing with baby chicks, Bella’s kid made a strong case for getting some of their own: “THAY AR ADORABL” and “EGG MAKE KAKE.” Can’t argue with that logic!
- “Ceep this butween use but you are awesamer then dad.” — submitted by Clara, who clearly knows how to flatter.
- Clara’s child warned her, “Toilet is fluded P.S. there is poop in it.” Thanks for the heads-up!
- Henry has been preparing for the “epocolipse” by stockpiling snacks and wants everyone to use the supplies “responsobly.”
- Don’t mess with Lily. She’ll disown you in a heartbeat!
- Thomas and Jake are having a tough day, one of them is being a “but hole.”
- Mark’s son wrote out a grocery list, and #5 is not “cock-sit.” It’s chocolate. This is a family-friendly list, we promise!
- Julia’s daughter wrote a thoughtful note for her parents on St. Patrick’s Day.
- Mia’s daughter Kendall is not “greety.” She just knows the value of her molars.
- Max wants everyone to know that the “lazers” are “fake” and won’t hurt anyone during “lazer fun time.” You’re safe!
- Ben just “exed” his mom out. He doesn’t have time for her nonsense.
- Leah was required to write home from summer camp but sometimes just doesn’t want to write a long letter, okay?
- “Evry thing your falt.” — This note from Sophie’s kid expresses some displeasure.
- This was Leo’s first apology note: “Sorry for farting next to you.”
- Alex had a low opinion of his sister when he wrote this note.
- Sarah’s daughter thought it was worth asking Santa for some early gifts. She should sign up for Santa Prime!
- Jake translates this note from his young son: “I love mom. And Coby is in the toilet.” Coby is Jake’s other child.
- Jake’s son is picky about which days he likes his mom.
- Nora asked her son to write a packing list for their upcoming trip.
- During a family quarantine after a COVID-19 exposure, Mia’s 10-year-old slipped her this note while she was on the phone.
Kids truly are the best!
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Summary
This article highlights the hilarity of children’s written notes, showcasing their quirky and often amusing takes on life. From apologies for minor misdeeds to outrageous requests, these notes serve as delightful reminders of the innocence and humor that kids bring into our lives.