I really need to stop snacking on my kids’ Goldfish crackers. Every time I devour half a bag, I’m hit with an immediate wave of regret. It’s the start of my nightly snacking binge, a routine that unfolds without fail.
Dinner is often a chaotic affair—between tending to my kids’ endless needs, I barely manage to eat. I’m either too busy cleaning up after them, or I’m nibbling on their leftovers, all while attempting to shed those pesky “baby pounds” (even though my youngest is nearly 4). As a result, I usually find myself ravenous post-dinner.
As I usher my children through bath time and bedtime stories, my stomach growls like clockwork. Then, when I finally settle down on the couch, the cheesy crackers start calling my name. It’s almost poetic how they tempt me from the pantry, their bright orange packaging glowing softly in the dim light of the living room, surrounded by the serene silence of sleeping children.
I make my move, stealthily opening the pantry door. Those pesky little Goldfish are just sitting there, practically begging to be consumed. Their bright colors shine, and I can almost hear them whispering for me to savor them.
My love affair with Goldfish began in my own childhood when they were just simple cheesy snacks, not the multitude of wild flavors they boast today—rainbow colors, fudge, vanilla cupcake, and even triple cheese. Today, there are 15 different varieties to tempt me.
Staring at the classic cheddar version, I convince myself that a few handfuls won’t hurt. I plop back down on the couch, bag in hand, and before I know it, I’m mindlessly munching away, stuffing my face like there’s no tomorrow. By the end, I’m left with salt-covered lips, feeling utterly defeated. I’ve surrendered to empty calories and will likely experience what I call “Sodium Tuberosity Distention”—a fancy term for feeling bloated after too much salt.
I wake up the next day feeling heavy and regretful, vowing to only eat fruits and veggies. Yet, as evening approaches, hunger sets in, and I find myself reaching for the Goldfish again, thinking, “This time will be different,” especially since I also have my eye on a Flintstone push pop tonight.
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In summary, the struggle with kids’ snacks is real for moms. We often find ourselves caught in a cycle of late-night munching, battling cravings while trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle. It’s a relatable experience that many parents face, and understanding our habits is key to managing them.