Home Insemination Kit
Picture a scene right out of a classic 1950s sitcom. Each night, I find myself awake long after my partner has turned in. He gives me a thoughtful kiss, I bid him goodnight, and off he goes to the master bedroom. Eventually, I tiptoe in, handle my nightly routine—makeup removal, teeth brushing—and then cover him up before retrieving our dog. All of this is accompanied by sounds reminiscent of an agitated wildebeest, which, of course, is just my husband, blissfully snoring away. He doesn’t suffer from sleep apnea; tests have ruled that out. Instead, his family has a genetic predisposition to snoring like a bulldog. So, my loyal German Shepherd and I retreat to the guest room, close the door, and snuggle in. Yes, we sleep in separate beds.
This arrangement is a little-known secret we share, partly due to the stigma that surrounds it. We don’t want to come across like June and Ward Cleaver from Leave It to Beaver or Lucy and Ricky Ricardo from I Love Lucy. The idea of separate beds seems like an outdated trope from a time when discussing intimacy was taboo. Nowadays, with the internet being a treasure trove of adult content, sleeping apart feels like an artifact from a past era.
However, sleeping together can often lead to frustrations. According to a report from USA Today, the National Sleep Foundation found that about one in four couples have opted for separate sleeping quarters, meaning a significant number of you are sharing this so-called “shameful” secret with me. Clinical psychologist Jill Lankler points out that disrupted sleep can breed resentment in relationships, which can have cascading effects on both personal and professional lives.
I know that resentment well. When we were dating, my husband was adept at slipping into sleep after I had already dozed off. If I woke to the sounds of his snoring, he would soothe me back to sleep and even gifted me earplugs for the occasions when I could hear him. But as he got older, his snoring intensified, as did his panicked reactions to being woken. It’s comical if you’re not the one married to him; he wakes like a startled zombie searching for an imaginary threat. Soon, even earplugs were failing me, and I found myself increasingly frustrated.
Yet, it’s important to consider the intimacy factor when sleeping apart. Lankler warns that while sharing a bed can disrupt sleep, separate beds may hinder intimacy. But let me tell you, when the mood strikes, I find a way to make it happen. It may not be as spontaneous as sneaking a quick kiss in the middle of the night, but my husband knows how to drop hints. He might text me during the day, “I’m back here and have nothing to do,” prompting us to leave the kids with their shows and retreat to our room.
Even with separate beds, we make time for each other. On weekends, my husband will sneak into the guest room, kick the dog out, and we’ll spend time together, talking and enjoying each other’s company. If it leads to some un-Cleaverish activities, great, but if it doesn’t, that’s perfectly fine too.
It’s worth noting that I refer to “our room” and “the guest room.” My belongings reside in our main bedroom; we’re not keeping separate lives, just separate beds. This arrangement is a matter of convenience rather than separation, a compromise made to ensure better sleep.
As highlighted in the piece, maintaining open lines of communication is essential. We need to talk about our feelings to avoid any sense of rejection. I cherish having my own blankets and my dog by my side, while he enjoys the same. After years of sharing a bed, I can finally stretch out comfortably. Separate beds mean no snoring, no irritating alarms, and no children appearing like specters in the night to wake us up.
For us, sleeping in separate beds works. Perhaps it could work for you too. It might be time to share this experience so others don’t feel isolated in their choices.
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Summary
Sleeping in separate beds is a common yet often stigmatized choice for couples. While it may seem outdated, studies show that many couples prefer this arrangement to avoid sleep disruptions and build resentment. Maintaining intimacy is still possible, as couples can find time for each other despite sleeping apart. Communication is key to ensuring that both partners feel connected and fulfilled.