If You Were a Teen in the ’80s, You Likely Had These Essentials

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Ah, the ’80s—a time when certain beauty products were absolute staples in every teenager’s routine. Can you recall a time before you couldn’t imagine washing your hair with anything other than Flex shampoo or spritzing your bangs to perfection with Aussie Sprunch Spray? Today, it’s all about organic and sulfate-free options, but back then, we thought our VO5 Hot Oil treatments were revolutionary. As we reminisce about the iconic lip balms of our youth, let’s dive into the plethora of products that filled our lives with scents resembling a garden of carnations and left our hair looking “salon-ready.” Where have they all gone?

  1. Agree Shampoo
    Agree was the unassuming shampoo that lingered in many bathrooms, used simply because it had been there since the ’70s. It never sparked the same excitement as brands like Pert Plus.
  2. Ten-O-Six
    Why was Ten-O-Six labeled a “lotion”? This astringent toner was my sister’s go-to for zits, and its name hinted at some complicated scientific formula we never understood. Produced by Bonne Bell, the same folks behind the fun Lip Smackers, it seemed an odd pairing.
  3. Studio Line by L’Oréal
    The first mousse I ever used was L’Oréal’s Studio Line. Just one pump transformed my bangs into a luxurious peony-like masterpiece.
  4. Tickle
    I’ll never forget the moment in 1986 when a huge pink bottle of Tickle appeared on my dresser. It was a sign I hit that “grown-up” stage, even if it meant I had to tackle the reality of body odor.
  5. Clairol Herbal Essence
    The magical woman with flowing hair and flowers on the label was the epitome of beauty while I scrubbed my face with a Buf-Puf. Clairol Herbal Essence was a must-have in every household, even as the ’90s brought its less enchanting version.
  6. Love’s Baby Soft
    For those under 13, wearing perfume meant choosing Love’s Baby Soft. It was the quintessential fragrance of the ’80s, echoing the sweet and innocent vibes of our youth.
  7. Lee Press-On Nails
    Long, glamorous nails were all the rage, even if the “superstick tabs” rarely delivered on their promises.
  8. Tinkerbell Scent
    This delightful kit included a cologne that was bound to spill everywhere, plus a soap and talc. Tinkerbell’s connection to Peter Pan was a mystery, but it didn’t matter; we just loved the smell.
  9. Tinkerbell Bo-Po
    Mom adored Brush-On Peel-Off Nail Polish for its no-need-for-remover feature, but the aftermath of peeling left pink remnants all over the house.
  10. Body on Tap
    This shampoo came in a bottle that reminded me of beer and was actually one-third brewed. It’s a wonder it didn’t become more popular!
  11. Stiff Stuff
    While the scent was not appealing, Stiff Stuff hairspray was essential for achieving that big hair look. Used correctly, it kept everything perfectly in place.
  12. Bonne Bell Blushing Gel
    This gel provided our first experience with blush, drying to a vivid stain that often required a good squeeze to get out.
  13. Sun-In
    Nothing screamed summer like Sun-In highlights, even if they sometimes turned out orange instead of subtle.
  14. Flex Shampoo and Conditioner
    There’s even a Facebook group trying to revive the original Flex formula! We loved it as kids, but eventually moved on to “fancier” brands.
  15. Sure
    While not as iconic as Tickle, Sure was a locker room favorite among seventh graders, keeping us fresh post-gym class.
  16. Aqua Net
    For perfectly feathered hair, Aqua Net was the go-to hairspray for every stylish teen.
  17. Jean Naté
    This “After Bath Splash” remained unopened in many bathrooms, a mystery to many.
  18. Dippity-Do
    This gel made styling hair effortless—just a handful, and we were good to go.
  19. Impulse
    The ads promised that wearing Impulse would lead to spontaneous gifts of flowers from strangers. Every preteen wanted to embody that fantasy.
  20. Sea Breeze
    This product tingled and burned, yet I believed it was the key to my perfect complexion.
  21. Anaïs Anaïs
    This grown-up fragrance was my first real perfume, encased in a beautiful bottle that evoked dreams of romance.

As we look back, it’s clear that these products shaped our teenage years, leaving behind nostalgic memories. If you’re interested in modern-day fertility options, consider exploring the various resources available, including this one on at-home insemination kits. For those navigating postpartum challenges, check out this insightful article. Additionally, this resource provides great information on pregnancy and home insemination.

In summation, our teenage years were filled with an array of beauty products that not only defined our style but also helped us navigate the journey of growing up. It’s fascinating to reflect on how these items influenced our lives and the memories they conjure.