Recently, I had a heated argument with a friend—one of those messy confrontations where you’re shouting, “Why won’t you LISTEN to me?” and your (soon-to-be ex) friend is interrupting and distorting your words to make you look foolish. The shouting escalates, filled with dramatic insults, and the only way to stop the chaos is for one of you to hang up.
That’s where Ship Your Enemies Glitter comes in. For just $9.99, this service will send a glitter-filled envelope to anyone around the globe. I fully endorse this concept. As the ultimate low blow in any dispute, nothing compares to sending your nemesis a little pouch of what the site refers to as “the herpes of the craft world.” Instead of hanging up in anger or unfriending someone online, why not truly win the battle by ensuring that the scoundrel who wronged you will be cleaning sparkly remnants out of their couch for months?
Ship Your Enemies Glitter guarantees an anonymous note included with the glitter, explaining why they’re receiving it—mine would say something like, “I’m sending this because you’re a total jerk, and we’re no longer friends.” For those who struggle to express their anger, I know you’re out there, this is a genius solution. An envelope of glitter is straightforward, poetic, and definitely aggressive, but in a whimsical way. Plus, while $9.99 seems steep for glitter, it’s the perfect price for a clever—and might I say crafty?—victory.
To my adversaries, consider this a heads-up.
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