I Indulged in KFC’s New Donut Fried Chicken Sandwich and I Have No Regrets

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I have a weakness for fast food, and I make no apologies for it. Just the other night, while enjoying a hard seltzer at the bar with my friend, I found myself captivated by something extraordinary on the large screen TV. It was the new KFC donut fried chicken sandwich being put together, and I was immediately hooked. I realized I had to try it.

I’ve always loved the combination of savory and sweet, and I could already tell this sandwich would take my taste buds on an unforgettable ride. I know this culinary adventure isn’t for everyone, but I was determined to dive in.

I took my three teenagers along for the experience. They enjoy fried chicken, but they weren’t quite ready to embrace the donut-chicken combo like their adventurous mother. However, their curiosity piqued when they caught a whiff of the sugary goodness.

I decided it would be best to enjoy this creation in the car. While I typically have good manners, I knew that a sandwich dripping with glaze and fried chicken would likely lead to a messy situation. So, I opted for the privacy of my car, where I could truly indulge without restraint. Thank goodness for wipes—I always keep some handy.

As I watched the woman behind the counter craft my sandwich, I was mesmerized. She started by placing a freshly fried donut in the container, then added glaze from a squirt bottle (I definitely need to get some of those for my home). At that moment, I felt an urge to burst into song in front of everyone waiting for their meals:

“Pour some sugar on me, ooh, in the name of love…”

Then came the juicy piece of chicken, perfectly cooked. I couldn’t help but salivate. Another drizzle of glaze followed (yes, please!). And yes, this masterpiece consisted of two whole donuts—no cutting in half here!

Running back to the car, I was practically giddy with excitement. The aroma hit me as soon as I opened the container, and my mouth watered in anticipation. It was warm, fresh, and moist (I know some readers may dislike that term, but it’s the perfect description).

The sweetness of the donut was just right, and the chicken was heavenly. The balance of salt and sugar was impeccable. I wasn’t keen on sharing with my kids, who were eagerly awaiting a taste. To my surprise, my youngest, a 13-year-old with a picky palate, snatched it from my hand. He usually sticks to grilled cheese and cucumbers, but he devoured that sandwich like it was a life-or-death situation.

“I love the extra glaze for dipping,” he noted, and in that moment, I realized I’d raised a culinary genius. I quickly reclaimed my sandwich and dipped it into the extra glaze. How had I not thought of that?

This sandwich was a delight for my taste buds, even if my heart and arteries might have had a few complaints. But let’s be real—I can’t always keep everyone happy. Would I order it again? Absolutely! This is not a one-off experience. It was a perfect blend of warm, gooey, crispy, salty, and sweet—a combination I had never experienced all at once. I’ll definitely be dreaming about it until I can indulge again.

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In summary, the KFC donut fried chicken sandwich is an irresistible treat that combines the best of both worlds: savory and sweet. It delivers a unique flavor experience that is sure to leave you craving more.